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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 2, 2016 at 8:04 pm
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By bombarding them with inanities of an all-too-familiar kind? Good luck with that. You know, the reason these people say and do nutball shit isn't because they believe in a -particular- nutball religion, but because they're willing to believe in nutball shit in the first place.
You're a meth dealer telling us you want to rid the streets of crack. 
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 2, 2016 at 8:16 pm
Fundie christers only get themselves all riled up at the prospects of imposing/inflicting their strictures and dogma on other folks they don't like anyhow. Nudging them into realizing we expect them to clean up their own side of the street first is going to make them fold. If they had any enthusiasm for cleaning up their acts, we'd already be seeing it.
Hell, their embracing a triple married poon hound for prez indicates a sudden and dramatic lurch in (what they should view as) the wrong direction.
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 2, 2016 at 8:51 pm
(October 2, 2016 at 8:04 pm)Rhythm Wrote: By bombarding them with inanities of an all-too-familiar kind? Good luck with that. You know, the reason these people say and do nutball shit isn't because they believe in a -particular- nutball religion, but because they're willing to believe in nutball shit in the first place.
You're a meth dealer telling us you want to rid the streets of crack.
And addicts sometimes require drug therapy to kick the one that is killing them. Sometimes cold turkey can kill.
I do not deal meth, I brew a rare vintage grape stock wine in new wine skins.
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 2, 2016 at 8:52 pm
(October 2, 2016 at 8:16 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Fundie christers only get themselves all riled up at the prospects of imposing/inflicting their strictures and dogma on other folks they don't like anyhow. Nudging them into realizing we expect them to clean up their own side of the street first is going to make them fold. If they had any enthusiasm for cleaning up their acts, we'd already be seeing it.
Hell, their embracing a triple married poon hound for prez indicates a sudden and dramatic lurch in (what they should view as) the wrong direction.
Touche' pussy cat!
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 2, 2016 at 9:48 pm
Do sperms have souls? Vas deferens does it make?
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 2, 2016 at 9:52 pm
(October 2, 2016 at 9:48 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Do sperms have souls? Vas deferens does it make?
Viva la deferens!
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 2, 2016 at 10:20 pm
Psalm 69: "I endure scorn for your sake and shame covers my face."
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 2, 2016 at 10:29 pm
(October 2, 2016 at 10:20 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Psalm 69: "I endure scorn for your sake and shame covers my face."
8 I am become a stranger unto my brethren, and an alien unto my mother's children.
9 For the zeal of thine house hath eaten me up; and the reproaches of them that reproached thee are fallen upon me.
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 2, 2016 at 10:38 pm
The Tao of Sperm:
"A journey of 1000 times your own length begins with the first squiggle."
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RE: Do sperm have souls?
October 2, 2016 at 10:45 pm
(October 2, 2016 at 10:38 pm)chimp3 Wrote: The Tao of Sperm:
"A journey of 1000 times your own length begins with the first squiggle."
And there is only one theme song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo
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