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Let's wish Christmas wishes !!!🎁
#11
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Merry Christmas to one and all!

[insert joke here]
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#12
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Peace be upon us all, but not in that Muslim, explosives kind of way.
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#13
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Christmas anal orgasms for everyone who wants (or needs?) one !!
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#14
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Happy fictional magic baby day?
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#15
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Happy Winter Solstice, everyone!

It can only get better, from now on!
Better weather (everyone knows that the coldest time of the year is December, right?)
Better food (everyone knows that the new year harvest is upon us, right?)
Better company (because all the depressive folk get better with the increasing exposure to sunlight)
Better computers (because of all the IT-related christmas presents!)
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#16
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May you all become abundant.

The type of abundance is up to you.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#17
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Christmas makes me realize how much I love you cunts.

Wait, no it doesn't, I'm often realizing that anyway Big Grin

But have some Xmas Hammy internet kisses from me anyways Kiss
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#18
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(December 21, 2017 at 9:41 am)Hammy Wrote: Christmas makes me realize how much I love you cunts.

Wait, no it doesn't, I'm often realizing that anyway Big Grin

But have some Xmas Hammy internet kisses from me anyways Kiss

To quote the Weird Al song, "Jerry Springer"...... "That goat doesn't love you".Β  Big Grin
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(December 21, 2017 at 9:29 am)pocaracas Wrote: Better weather (everyone knows that the coldest time of the year is December, right?)

July, luv.Β 

Boru
β€˜But it does meΒ no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#20
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Happy . . . Winter Solstice, Yule, Chrismahanakwanzikah, whatever.Β  I hope you can avoid the funditards who lose their shit when you say "Happy Holidays".Β Β 
(Yes this happens in Bible Belt USA).Β  I hope you have some good times with good people.Β  I hope Dec. 26 gets here soon.

And I hope your Xmas bunkers save you from Santa Claus.
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