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Question I want to ask
#21
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I would just like to state for the record that while I don't care what Calvinists think or what Noah brought onto the Ark...I do wish I could say, if there is a God, FUCK YOU for creating the season that is winter.

That is all.

[goes to find more blankets]

Body heat would be welcome.

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#22
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You don't need blankets for body heat, summer.
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#23
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(November 26, 2010 at 10:28 pm)Chuck Wrote: You don't need blankets for body heat, summer.

I need one or the other, and the blankets are actually available.
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(November 26, 2010 at 9:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote: Chuck Wrote: Yes indeed, it is an anamalocarid, one of the very first cool predators on earth, up to 6 feet long and looks sort of like a cross between a manta ray and lobster, with a mouth that works like wood chipper.


Did fuckin' Noah have them on the Ark? And were they two or seven depending on which variant of the inerrant story you want to go by?


God was scared of anamalocaris, because anamalocaris had the power to confer upon men the knowledge to turn god out of his role as the awesome omnipotence and cast god down into the gutter of despised irrelevance. So god did not tell Noah about anamalocaris in order to prolong his own tenure as the awesome omnipotence for another 4700 years or so.

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(November 26, 2010 at 10:27 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I would just like to state for the record that while I don't care what Calvinists think or what Noah brought onto the Ark...I do wish I could say, if there is a God, FUCK YOU for creating the season that is winter.

That is all.

[goes to find more blankets]

Body heat would be welcome.



There ARE solutions.

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#26
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I like how the cactus he's leaning on doesn't appear to have any prickly things.
Eeyore Wrote:Thanks for noticing.
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#27
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There's no shortage of pricks in Arizona.

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#28
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Quote:Hey! She was talking me!

Yes indeed, it is an anamalocarid, one of the very first cool predators on earth, up to 6 feet long and looks sort of like a cross between a manta ray and lobster, with a mouth that works like wood chipper.

I know, I was always butting in at school when I knew the answer, a habbit that has never left me.

Once a smart alec always a smart alec.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#29
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I had to watch the Walking with Monsters in its entirety. Big Grin Probably the third time I've seen it, but I love saying "Swim my fishy ancestor, swim! Or else I won't exist!" and have my dog just stare at me.
"Faith is about taking a comforting, childlike view of a disturbing and complicated world." ~ Edward Current

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