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A Thought On Oral Sex
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A Thought On Oral Sex
September 18, 2018 at 4:53 am
People who don't like it should keep their mouths shut.

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RE: A Thought On Oral Sex
September 18, 2018 at 4:55 am
I agree.

That means if you do like it, I'm still keeping my mouth shut.
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RE: A Thought On Oral Sex
September 18, 2018 at 5:07 am
(September 18, 2018 at 4:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: People who don't like it should keep their mouths shut.

What about when you're asleep though?
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RE: A Thought On Oral Sex
September 18, 2018 at 5:09 am
(September 18, 2018 at 5:07 am)Mathilda Wrote: What about when you're asleep though?

On the sleeping matter, an anal or vaginal hole tightly clenched when awoken is better than teeth clenched.
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RE: A Thought On Oral Sex
September 18, 2018 at 6:36 am
Oral sex is ok, but talking about it is no substitute for the real thing! Smile
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RE: A Thought On Oral Sex
September 18, 2018 at 6:38 am
I always thought that Fellatio was a character in a Shakespeare play.
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RE: A Thought On Oral Sex
September 18, 2018 at 6:57 am
I have many , many thoughts on oral sex!
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RE: A Thought On Oral Sex
September 18, 2018 at 7:23 am
They should keep an uncivil tongue in their heads.
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RE: A Thought On Oral Sex
September 18, 2018 at 7:32 am
Oral sex is like being on the run. Keep your head down, and try to avoid the fuzz.
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RE: A Thought On Oral Sex
September 18, 2018 at 7:45 am
"What kind of crack was that?"

"The kind you were hoping for!"

"Mmfmffmmfm."
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