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Things you have discovered
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#31
RE: Things you have discovered
February 2, 2019 at 5:07 pm
Things that I have discovered.... Erm well for a start, I have discovered that people I counted as friends really are not. I have also discovered that people can get the wrong end of the stick really easily, and people need to chill the fuck out. And so on and so on...
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RE: Things you have discovered
February 2, 2019 at 5:08 pm (This post was last modified: February 2, 2019 at 5:08 pm by Angrboda.)
On Wednesday I discovered that the library I go to no longer charges overdue fines, at a time when I was thinking about schlepping back 4 DVDs in 25 below weather.

And I have discovered that reducing the sodium in my diet to an acceptable level is not as easy as simply swapping out my salt shaker for a no-salt or low-salt alternative. I'm not so hot to trot anymore.
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#33
RE: Things you have discovered
February 2, 2019 at 7:00 pm
(February 2, 2019 at 4:53 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:
(February 2, 2019 at 5:51 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Actual:

You can make even italians drink decaf without them noticing.

Maybe they just assume we have horrible coffee.

When faced with two identical water jugs at a swing dance, most millenials will fall for the "the one on the left is decaf."

Wait a minute. I thought that we weren't supposed to give sugar or caffeine to millenials.
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#34
RE: Things you have discovered
February 3, 2019 at 1:20 pm
A few years ago, I discovered that toaster pastries can be very entertaining. If you rig your toaster in such a way that it won't pop up, different flavours of the tarts produce different colours of flame. The best seems to be frosted blueberry. You can get a six inch, bright blue flame with greenish highlights. Lovely.

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#35
RE: Things you have discovered
February 3, 2019 at 1:23 pm
I discovered a certain someone is a pyro.
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#36
RE: Things you have discovered
February 3, 2019 at 1:30 pm
If you're referring to me, I take offence at your equating serious scientific experimentation with pyromania.

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#37
RE: Things you have discovered
February 3, 2019 at 1:31 pm
I've discovered that I don't trust anyone who's not a pyro. I mean seriously, they don't love fire? There's something the matter with someone like that.
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#38
RE: Things you have discovered
February 3, 2019 at 1:35 pm
Wait. Pyro means fire?

When my shrink told me I was a pyromaniac I asked if it was because of that time I borrowed and didn't return a pen?
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#39
RE: Things you have discovered
February 3, 2019 at 1:39 pm
I thought it was a fetish for pies.

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RE: Things you have discovered
February 3, 2019 at 1:42 pm
(February 3, 2019 at 1:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I thought it was a fetish for pies.

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No, they're biromaniacs, aren't they?
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