Things that I have discovered.... Erm well for a start, I have discovered that people I counted as friends really are not. I have also discovered that people can get the wrong end of the stick really easily, and people need to chill the fuck out. And so on and so on...

On Wednesday I discovered that the library I go to no longer charges overdue fines, at a time when I was thinking about schlepping back 4 DVDs in 25 below weather.

And I have discovered that reducing the sodium in my diet to an acceptable level is not as easy as simply swapping out my salt shaker for a no-salt or low-salt alternative. I'm not so hot to trot anymore.

(February 2, 2019 at 4:53 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:

(February 2, 2019 at 5:51 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Actual:

You can make even italians drink decaf without them noticing.

Maybe they just assume we have horrible coffee.

When faced with two identical water jugs at a swing dance, most millenials will fall for the "the one on the left is decaf."

Wait a minute. I thought that we weren't supposed to give sugar or caffeine to millenials.

A few years ago, I discovered that toaster pastries can be very entertaining. If you rig your toaster in such a way that it won't pop up, different flavours of the tarts produce different colours of flame. The best seems to be frosted blueberry. You can get a six inch, bright blue flame with greenish highlights. Lovely.

Boru

I discovered a certain someone is a pyro.

If you're referring to me, I take offence at your equating serious scientific experimentation with pyromania.

Boru

I've discovered that I don't trust anyone who's not a pyro. I mean seriously, they don't love fire? There's something the matter with someone like that.

Wait. Pyro means fire?

When my shrink told me I was a pyromaniac I asked if it was because of that time I borrowed and didn't return a pen?

I thought it was a fetish for pies.

Boru

(February 3, 2019 at 1:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I thought it was a fetish for pies.

Boru

No, they're biromaniacs, aren't they?