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Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 12, 2020 at 8:15 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 8:10 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 5:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If you could get your cat to live off of earwax, you could sleep in.

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You couldn't handle my cat.  When he wants to eat, he wants to eat, and he lets you know it.

I hope he bites you since you mutilated him by having him declawed.  I hope he bites you really hard.
  
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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 12, 2020 at 8:38 pm (This post was last modified: March 12, 2020 at 8:43 pm by Fireball.)
(March 12, 2020 at 8:10 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 5:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If you could get your cat to live off of earwax, you could sleep in.

Boru

You couldn't handle my cat.  When he wants to eat, he wants to eat, and he lets you know it.

I can easily handle your cat.  Hehe

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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 12, 2020 at 8:42 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 8:10 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 5:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If you could get your cat to live off of earwax, you could sleep in.

Boru

You couldn't handle my cat.  When he wants to eat, he wants to eat, and he lets you know it.

Not sure I’d want to handle your cat. And arewethereyet is right - declawing a cat is mutilation. You don’t deserve a cat.

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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 13, 2020 at 12:51 am
Free dog to good home. Piano included!



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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 13, 2020 at 6:28 am
(March 13, 2020 at 12:51 am)ignoramus Wrote: Free dog to good home. Piano included!




It's like The Captain and Tennille never left...

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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 15, 2020 at 12:37 pm
Wait, Brian had his cat declawed? It wasn't adopted that way? Like, you did it on purpose?
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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 15, 2020 at 1:02 pm (This post was last modified: March 15, 2020 at 1:03 pm by arewethereyet.)
(March 15, 2020 at 12:37 pm)Shell B Wrote: Wait, Brian had his cat declawed? It wasn't adopted that way? Like, you did it on purpose?

https://atheistforums.org/thread-59453-p...ght=declaw

Start at #217...you will find that he did have the cat declawed and he defends his decision.
  
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