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Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 12, 2020 at 4:59 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 4:51 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: As long as the price of kibble is lower than the price of electricity you'll have made a good investment.

I have started a ABBA perpetual motion Ponzi Scheme. The song goes like, "If you change your mind, I'll take your last dime, honey I'm  still free, take a chance on me."
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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 12, 2020 at 5:03 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 1:26 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I'll kick it off.


My six year old has advanced from an estimated age of 3 to 5-and-a-half in reading..in just six weeks.

Great. But do they have any real world skills, like gutting a fish?
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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 12, 2020 at 5:05 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 4:46 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: -Has to be self deprecating.  

"I raised him as a wolf, but he's doing great as vet!"

I left his dad/bailed on him when he was 12, after raising him for eight years. Both of his biological parents are also brain farts. He's still alive, and that's a huge deal.
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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 12, 2020 at 5:06 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 5:03 pm)brewer Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 1:26 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I'll kick it off.


My six year old has advanced from an estimated age of 3 to 5-and-a-half in reading..in just six weeks.

Great. But do they have any real world skills, like gutting a fish?

I bet the kid has been taught how to do it with his teeth.   Hehe
  
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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 12, 2020 at 5:08 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 4:59 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 4:51 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: As long as the price of kibble is lower than the price of electricity you'll have made a good investment.

I have started a ABBA perpetual motion Ponzi Scheme. The song goes like, ♫If you change your mind, I'll take your last dime, honey I'm  still free, take a chance on me.♫

You really need to learn to use Alt-14.
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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 12, 2020 at 5:31 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 5:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 4:59 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I have started a ABBA perpetual motion Ponzi Scheme. The song goes like, ♫If you change your mind, I'll take your last dime, honey I'm  still free, take a chance on me.♫

You really need to learn to use Alt-14.

A long time ago in the early days of Windows, I used to joke about how someone could fix anything by typing the DOS command "Format C:"
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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 12, 2020 at 5:32 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 4:49 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 1:26 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I'll kick it off.


My six year old has advanced from an estimated age of 3 to 5-and-a-half in reading..in just six weeks.

My cat wakes me up early in the AM and digs into my ear to tell me to feed him every day. I don't have kids.

If you could get your cat to live off of earwax, you could sleep in.

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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 12, 2020 at 6:18 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 5:31 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 5:08 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You really need to learn to use Alt-14.

A long time ago in the early days of Windows, I used to joke about how someone could fix anything by typing the DOS command "Format C:"

Which bears a starling relation to what I said.

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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 12, 2020 at 7:08 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 6:18 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 5:31 pm)Brian37 Wrote: A long time ago in the early days of Windows, I used to joke about how someone could fix anything by typing the DOS command "Format C:"

Which bears a starling relation to what I said.

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You expected relevance?

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RE: Pro Humble Brag - Parent Edition.
March 12, 2020 at 8:10 pm
(March 12, 2020 at 5:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 4:49 pm)Brian37 Wrote: My cat wakes me up early in the AM and digs into my ear to tell me to feed him every day. I don't have kids.

If you could get your cat to live off of earwax, you could sleep in.

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You couldn't handle my cat.  When he wants to eat, he wants to eat, and he lets you know it.
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