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RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 4:58 am
Well, it's 6:57 PM here in Sydney, Australia. Where can I find some of these lunatics so I can see their faces when they realise their godboy isn't coming?
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 6:06 am
I have this feeling that Harold Crapface will go into hiding with his stolen money.
Quote:"I think it's perfectly possible to explain how the universe came about without bringing God into it, but I don't know everything, and there may well be a God somewhere, hiding away. Actually, if he is keeping out of sight, it's because he's ashamed of his followers and all the cruelty and ignorance they're responsible for promoting in his name. If I were him, I'd want nothing to do with them."
— Philip Pullman
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RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 7:07 am
ROFLOL Gawdzilla that ws funny... and for a techy so apropo
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post
always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari
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RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 7:12 am
Gee. Mr. Camping, nothing to say?
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RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 8:56 am
Will you be raptured? Use this flow chart to find out.
http://peasandcougars.wordpress.com/2011...flowchart/
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 8:57 am
I'm seriously thinking of starting my own Rapture day cult.
And I'll tell my followers( of which I should have no problem gaining many) that on the day of Rapture they will need to launch themselves into the sky with bungee cords in order to gain initial escape velocity to initiate their ascent to heaven.
God will then catch them and complete the journey.......
I'll post the results on Youtube.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 8:59 am
(This post was last modified: May 21, 2011 at 8:59 am by Doubting Thomas.)
Any sightings of Jesus yet?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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This is great i wonder when that old fool will come out of hiding
