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IF There Was God...
#21
RE: IF There Was God...
(February 4, 2024 at 3:00 pm)ronedee Wrote:
(February 2, 2024 at 4:44 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: How would you make Zeus pay for HIS crimes? I'll follow your method to punish any other misbehaving gods.

What about the ultimate torture & punishment? 

Would that satisfy an angry human? 

Probably not.

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That’s just suicide by god, right?

Jesus had to die

I didn’t ask to be born and I didn’t ask for the human sacrifice.

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#22
RE: IF There Was God...
(February 4, 2024 at 6:18 pm)h4ym4n Wrote:
(February 4, 2024 at 3:00 pm)ronedee Wrote: What about the ultimate torture & punishment? 

Would that satisfy an angry human? 

Probably not.

[Image: bloody-crucified-Christ1.jpg?ssl=1]

That’s just suicide by god, right?

Jesus had to die

I didn’t ask to be born and I didn’t ask for the human sacrifice.

Or, it's God's way of paying the price along with us for opening that original door to sin, that He put in front of us?

Maybe, He knew we would choose to open that door, and then know what sin is before we did it? 
And perhaps, He had a plan to reconcile Himself to us by suffering the same price all of us will pay... Death

The difference? He didn't sin! NOW.... death isn't ONLY for sinners! That curse is broken, by His act!

And all we need do is believe that He paid our way: Love Him for it. And Love ourselves and one another as His faithfilled children. Amen
Quis ut Deus?
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#23
RE: IF There Was God...
Hilarious
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#24
RE: IF There Was God...
(February 4, 2024 at 9:18 pm)brewer Wrote: Hilarious

Now listen here! *Wagging finger*

I'm banning anyone forever plus Infinity who hurts rondees feelings, he's very sensitive, now you say sowwy!
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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#25
RE: IF There Was God...
(February 4, 2024 at 9:20 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:
(February 4, 2024 at 9:18 pm)brewer Wrote: Hilarious

Now listen here! *Wagging finger*

I'm banning anyone forever plus Infinity who hurts rondees feelings, he's very sensitive, now you say sowwy!

Hilarious Hilarious Hilarious
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#26
RE: IF There Was God...
(February 4, 2024 at 9:21 pm)brewer Wrote:
(February 4, 2024 at 9:20 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Now listen here! *Wagging finger*

I'm banning anyone forever plus Infinity who hurts rondees feelings, he's very sensitive, now you say sowwy!

Hilarious Hilarious Hilarious

Billion day ban!  Mad
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

      Conservative trigger warning.
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#27
RE: IF There Was God...
(February 4, 2024 at 9:21 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote:
(February 4, 2024 at 9:21 pm)brewer Wrote: Hilarious Hilarious Hilarious

Billion day ban!  Mad

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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#28
RE: IF There Was God...
(February 4, 2024 at 8:53 pm)ronedee Wrote:
(February 4, 2024 at 6:18 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: That’s just suicide by god, right?

Jesus had to die

I didn’t ask to be born and I didn’t ask for the human sacrifice.

Or, it's God's way of paying the price along with us for opening that original door to sin, that He put in front of us?

Maybe, He knew we would choose to open that door, and then know what sin is before we did it? 
And perhaps, He had a plan to reconcile Himself to us by suffering the same price all of us will pay... Death

The difference? He didn't sin! NOW.... death isn't ONLY for sinners! That curse is broken, by His act!

And all we need do is believe that He paid our way: Love Him for it. And Love ourselves and one another as His faithfilled children. Amen

Holy fuck, but you're dumb.
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#29
RE: IF There Was God...
(February 4, 2024 at 8:53 pm)ronedee Wrote:
(February 4, 2024 at 6:18 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: That’s just suicide by god, right?

Jesus had to die

I didn’t ask to be born and I didn’t ask for the human sacrifice.

Or, it's God's way of paying the price along with us for opening that original door to sin, that He put in front of us?

Maybe, He knew we would choose to open that door, and then know what sin is before we did it? 
And perhaps, He had a plan to reconcile Himself to us by suffering the same price all of us will pay... Death

The difference? He didn't sin! NOW.... death isn't ONLY for sinners! That curse is broken, by His act!

And all we need do is believe that He paid our way: Love Him for it. And Love ourselves and one another as His faithfilled children. Amen

(Bold mine)

Nonsense. According to the story, he broke at least three Commandments and several of the mitzvot. He hypocritically refused to follow the advice he gave others.  Jesus - Biblically speaking - was a shit.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#30
RE: IF There Was God...
Hey cuntmuffin, you realize that little godiboi is absolute horseshit, right? Utterly made up nonsense to alleviate the fears of braindead morons, much like the coward you see in the mirror. When do you marry your sister?
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