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IF There Was God...
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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 12:41 pm
Worship a bigger god and get her to sort the little prick out.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 4:44 pm (This post was last modified: February 2, 2024 at 4:45 pm by Mister Agenda.)
(February 2, 2024 at 12:17 am)ronedee Wrote: .... how would you make Him, pay for what you think He did wrong?

How would you make Zeus pay for HIS crimes? I'll follow your method to punish any other misbehaving gods.
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#13
RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 4:53 pm
(February 2, 2024 at 12:17 am)ronedee Wrote: .... how would you make Him, pay for what you think He did wrong?

A spanking and then oral sex.
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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 5:50 pm
He should be made to stand in the corner until he's very sorry (then maybe a spanking and then oral sex)
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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 10:34 pm
(February 2, 2024 at 4:53 pm)brewer Wrote:
(February 2, 2024 at 12:17 am)ronedee Wrote: .... how would you make Him, pay for what you think He did wrong?

A spanking and then oral sex.

Mondays?

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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 11:04 pm
(February 2, 2024 at 10:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 2, 2024 at 4:53 pm)brewer Wrote: A spanking and then oral sex.

Mondays?

Did you mean Moandays? Hehe

If you're referring to Easter then you paid way to much attention during your catholic upbringing.
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RE: IF There Was God...
February 2, 2024 at 11:18 pm
(February 2, 2024 at 10:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 2, 2024 at 4:53 pm)brewer Wrote: A spanking and then oral sex.

Mondays?

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#18
RE: IF There Was God...
February 4, 2024 at 3:00 pm
(February 2, 2024 at 4:44 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote:
(February 2, 2024 at 12:17 am)ronedee Wrote: .... how would you make Him, pay for what you think He did wrong?

How would you make Zeus pay for HIS crimes? I'll follow your method to punish any other misbehaving gods.

What about the ultimate torture & punishment? 

Would that satisfy an angry human? 

Probably not.

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RE: IF There Was God...
February 4, 2024 at 3:02 pm (This post was last modified: February 4, 2024 at 3:03 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(February 4, 2024 at 3:00 pm)ronedee Wrote:
(February 2, 2024 at 4:44 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: How would you make Zeus pay for HIS crimes? I'll follow your method to punish any other misbehaving gods.

What about the ultimate torture & punishment? 

Would that satisfy an angry human? 

Probably not.

[Image: bloody-crucified-Christ1.jpg?ssl=1]

Crucifixion isn’t even close to ‘the ultimate torture and punishment’. I mean, I’m sure it’s no day at the beach, but ultimate? Nah.

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RE: IF There Was God...
February 4, 2024 at 3:43 pm
(February 4, 2024 at 3:00 pm)ronedee Wrote:
(February 2, 2024 at 4:44 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: How would you make Zeus pay for HIS crimes? I'll follow your method to punish any other misbehaving gods.

What about the ultimate torture & punishment? 

Would that satisfy an angry human? 

Probably not.

[Image: bloody-crucified-Christ1.jpg?ssl=1]

Crucifixions a doddle.

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