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Holy Smoke
September 29, 2011 at 10:14 pm
This is bizarre.

http://myholysmoke.com/Home_Page.html
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RE: Holy Smoke
September 29, 2011 at 10:18 pm
"I'm dead - let me help you kill something else too."
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RE: Holy Smoke
September 29, 2011 at 10:24 pm (This post was last modified: September 29, 2011 at 10:29 pm by Epimethean.)
LOL! Did you read the proviso about using such bullets for hunting?

"People should take care in with how the meat that is shot with this ammunition is handled, cautions Robert Chapin, a toxicologist who worked for 18 years at the National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences.

The animal should be killed quickly by the shot, to prevent any possibility of spreading the ashes in the animal's blood, he says. The area around where the animal was struck should not be consumed."

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/stor...Y7Joe6wmn1
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RE: Holy Smoke
September 29, 2011 at 10:32 pm
"My friend smiled and said 'You know I've thought about this for some time and I want to be cremated. Then I want my ashes put into some turkey load shotgun shells and have someone that knows how to turkey hunt use the shotgun shells with my ashes to shoot a turkey. That way I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that one turkey will see is me, screaming at him at about 900 feet per second.''

People are strange.
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RE: Holy Smoke
September 29, 2011 at 10:35 pm
Gun nuts and godsquadders are among the strangest. Funny how they tend to proliferate in the good ol' US of A.
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RE: Holy Smoke
September 29, 2011 at 10:43 pm
"Praise God and pass the ammunition!"

If I were to give the standard response usually reserved for such occasions ("Only in America!"), would that be wrong of me? If so, then I won't. Even though I really, really want to.
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RE: Holy Smoke
September 29, 2011 at 10:45 pm
I think it would be badass to have my bones carved into the handles of daggers or something. Creepy, yeah, but still..
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RE: Holy Smoke
September 29, 2011 at 10:47 pm
You are one hell of an interesting chick.
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RE: Holy Smoke
September 29, 2011 at 10:56 pm (This post was last modified: September 29, 2011 at 11:02 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
This is making it into my will, thank you Ep. Now, what to nail with me-bullets? Honestly, why is this any more strange than anything else we have done to our bodies after we're dead?

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RE: Holy Smoke
September 29, 2011 at 10:58 pm
Believe it or not I've heard that before.
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