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RE: Sex
October 18, 2011 at 10:14 pm
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Trisexual.
I'll try anything. Chickens, mud, whatever.
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RE: Sex
October 18, 2011 at 10:48 pm
(October 18, 2011 at 6:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Quote:Pansexual
Does that mean you fuck bread?
No, it means I like getting fucked by saucers.
It means that if it is a person, and I like that person, then I will be attracted to that person, even if their vessel (read: body, form) would not ordinarily attract me... or even if their vessel would usually make me reel back in disgust.
Bisexual tendencies describes that I often find men and women attractive (even of other species).
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RE: Sex
October 18, 2011 at 11:10 pm
(October 18, 2011 at 10:48 pm)Vaeolet Lilly Blossom Wrote: It means that if it is a person, and I like that person, then I will be attracted to that person, even if their vessel (read: body, form) would not ordinarily attract me... or even if their vessel would usually make me reel back in disgust. I actually knew at least one guy like that in High School; if you want to up the WTF factor, he was a dwarf who wanted (last I heard) to be both the next L Ron Hubbard and the next Eminem.
As to the poll, I posted myself as just heterosexual. I can see why some women see some guys as attractive, but, after being surrounded by gay people in high school, I know I would never willingly submit to sex with a guy. Of course, on that token, I don't really seek out relationships (or even just sex) with women, either. I don't like people, my room looks like Dresden on Valentines' Day, I have a left hand which I can use for masturbation, so that just isn't a priority.
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RE: Sex
October 18, 2011 at 11:29 pm
Yeah but...sex is ace. If your hand is anything like mine, it makes a lousy vagina.
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RE: Sex
October 18, 2011 at 11:34 pm
(This post was last modified: October 18, 2011 at 11:37 pm by Jackalope.)
Posting from my smartphone and can't vote (yet).
I identify as heterosexual. However, I will say that I've led an.... adventurous sex life. When more than two people have been involved, stuff has happened in the heat of the moment that I wouldn't consider a part of my "normal" sexuality.
That being said, I don't find males sexually attractive and I don't consider them as potential sexual or relationship partners.
P.S. I'm not a fan of labels. People like to have sex with who (and how) they like to have sex with, and that's OK with me, as long as it's consensual.
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RE: Sex
October 18, 2011 at 11:41 pm
(October 18, 2011 at 10:00 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I mean, what constitutes as weird or funny?
*cracks knuckles* Watch and learn, baby. I call this one 'Panic Cord'
So when I was 17 or 18, I used to drink a lot in a pub right by my college pretty often. One Friday I did one of my fairly regular afternoon into evening sessions. Later on in the evening, I'm completely plastered and start talking to this girl I've never seen there before. She wasn't very attractive but wasn't terrible either and most crucially was talking to me. So she's being pretty forward and says it's her birthday (and she's celebrating in a small pub, alone....hmmmm....no alarm bells go off at this). So we get more hammered.
She goes off to the toilet at one point and a couple of girls I knew from the pub come over to me and tell me 'Martin, don't do it. She is legitimately crazy'. But I know better by this point so I tell them where to go. A little while later I leave with this girl and head back to her place. It's a small but niceish flat. I excuse myself to use the toilet. When I get in there, I notice that there's a big bar on the wall next to the toilet and next to me is a big red cord with a handle on the end THAT YOU PULL IF YOU NEED ASSISTANCE. It's at this point that I realise that this girl is not 'legitimately crazy' like 'she will never stop calling you', she is crazy like she actually has something wrong with her and lives in warden controlled accommodation.
Problem is, it's the middle of the night, I have nowhere to go and I'm already in too deep. So....I soldier through and do it anyway. In the morning she wants to spend the day together. I tell her I have to work (which was true), call work and tell them I'm sick (which is sort of true), and go home and scrub myself thoroughly.
EPILOGUE: The next week I'm in the pub and the girls who had warned me come up to me and say that she's been in and claimed we had been seeing each other in secret for months and she was months pregnant with my child. The next time I see her, she has cut herself and broken two fingers by punching a wall because I never called her (she never gave me her number...). I tell her she is deranged and needs to seek help, and that I don't want to see her again. Two weeks later she seemed happy enough and was back on her feet, getting into a van and going off with seven lads from a rugby team...
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RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 12:28 am
How do I put this? When it comes to dating, I couldn't care less about gender. 
Don’t ask.
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RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 12:36 am
(This post was last modified: October 19, 2011 at 12:49 am by reverendjeremiah.)
(October 18, 2011 at 10:14 pm)Dotard Wrote: Trisexual.
I'll try anything. Chickens, mud, whatever.
LMFAO..You will fuck mud?!?!
Best you chose Transgendered in this case.
(October 18, 2011 at 11:34 pm)I_Blaspheme Wrote: Posting from my smartphone and can't vote (yet).
I identify as heterosexual. However, I will say that I've led an.... adventurous sex life. When more than two people have been involved, stuff has happened in the heat of the moment that I wouldn't consider a part of my "normal" sexuality.
That being said, I don't find males sexually attractive and I don't consider them as potential sexual or relationship partners.
P.S. I'm not a fan of labels. People like to have sex with who (and how) they like to have sex with, and that's OK with me, as long as it's consensual.
Then you vote like me
(Heterosexual) I am RARELY attracted to the same sex
(October 19, 2011 at 12:28 am)Diamond Wrote: How do I put this? When it comes to dating, I couldn't care less about gender.
That would put you at "strong bisexual"
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RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 4:06 am
How about none of the above?...
I only like to mate with literature...
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RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 4:23 am
(This post was last modified: October 19, 2011 at 4:26 am by Erinome.)
Okay, so this guy that I dated said he wanted to know all about my fetishes and whatnot. I told him that I like to role play, he said he wasn't sure that he'd be good at it, but he would give it a go. So I told him he was going to be the teacher and sat him at my desk, and went to change into my naughty school girl uniform. When I walked in I immediately got into character and said, "Oh, teach, I don't know what I am going to do! If I don't pass your class this semester I'll get kicked off the cheerleading squad!"
To which he responded- "Oh man, you better study."
I waited for more, but that was it!
I don't know if this was only funny to me because I was there, but later we had dirty talk lessons, and he was practicing lol, spanking my ass, and I was like. "okay, now talk dirty to me while you do it."
He said, "uhh ummm... why'd ya do it ya little bitch? for selfish reasons?"
Lets just say that the second time I burst out laughing that night during intimate moments officially killed the mood.
There's my anecdotal contribution.
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