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Biblical Insults
Longhorn Away
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Biblical Insults
July 29, 2015 at 4:58 am
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RE: Biblical Insults
July 29, 2015 at 5:10 am
who told?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Biblical Insults
July 29, 2015 at 6:19 am
Dems fightin words, Vic.

Quote:Woe unto thee, thou love-child of Methuselah, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Biblical Insults
July 29, 2015 at 7:11 am
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RE: Biblical Insults
July 29, 2015 at 7:27 am (This post was last modified: July 29, 2015 at 7:30 am by Fake Messiah.)
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Biblical Insults
July 29, 2015 at 7:33 am
What? Hanging on a cross is the best you got? Come on man, everybody's done that. That's so 100BC.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Biblical Insults
July 29, 2015 at 7:57 am
I am worried these insults might seem like actual commandments to the intended recipients...
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RE: Biblical Insults
July 29, 2015 at 12:13 pm
'Shove your fucking bible up your ass.'
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RE: Biblical Insults
July 29, 2015 at 1:47 pm
(July 29, 2015 at 12:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote: 'Shove your fucking bible up your ass.'

And then blow Jesus out of it, amirite? c:
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RE: Biblical Insults
July 30, 2015 at 8:22 am
and finally wipe up with it and we're all good ...
No God, No fear.
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