Biblical Insults

[Nope]

Thou shalt give to a certain poster named, Nope all the Reeses Peanut Butter Cups she can devour and yea though she grow so round that she can no longer fit through a door frame unless her sides be buttered, you shall not comment about her fat ass. And if you do not do these things, your genitals shall shrivel and be cursed with the itch of madness that even scratching with a brillo pad shall not cure. But worry not, your god is a gentle, forgiving god who will cure the itching madness as soon as you send Nope the peanut butter and chocolate confection.

[Exian]

You could take an insult from that site...

Listen, O thou incompetent tax-collector, for you will be turned into a pillar of salt!

...add some numbers...

14:3 Listen, O thou incompetent tax-collector, for you will be turned into a pillar of salt!

...and use it to bolster some point against a theist, and they probably wouldn't even catch it.

[Deepthunk]

I don't know any biblical insults but here's a muslim insult, "may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your public hair" They also sometimes say the fleas of a thousand dogs, which I think has a better ring to it, don't ya think?

[TheRealJoeFish]

'Shove your fucking bible up your ass.'

And then blow Jesus out of it, amirite? c:

And then blow Jesus out of it, amirite Amalekites!

[TheRealJoeFish]

I don't know any biblical insults but here's a muslim insult, "may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your public hair" They also sometimes say the fleas of a thousand dogs, which I think has a better ring to it, don't ya think?

Well, it all depends on if the guy's fucking camels or fucking dogs.

That doesn't extend well to the christian world; "the fleas of a thousand prepubescent boys" just doesn't roll off the tongue