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The Ultimate Embarrassent
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The Ultimate Embarrassent
Guy finds out the woman he's been talking to on Ashley Madison site is his wife.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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#2
RE: The Ultimate Embarrassent
Or it could be the ultimate win?
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#3
RE: The Ultimate Embarrassent
Do you like Pina Coladas?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#4
RE: The Ultimate Embarrassent
when did the wife find out it was her husband?
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

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RE: The Ultimate Embarrassent
(August 21, 2015 at 3:22 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: Do you like Pina Coladas?

I prefer strawberries and bananas. Maybe somebody will write a song about that one day.
Put the lime in the coconut...
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: The Ultimate Embarrassent
(August 21, 2015 at 3:22 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: Do you like Pina Coladas?

Dang, beat me to it.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Ultimate Embarrassent
(August 21, 2015 at 3:33 pm)Exian Wrote:
(August 21, 2015 at 3:22 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: Do you like Pina Coladas?

Dang, beat me to it.

I don't get it :c

EXPLAIN >:c
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#8
RE: The Ultimate Embarrassent
Ha haaaa! Damn whipper snappers, with your Tools and your Hip-Hops bands.

That song is based on pretty much exactly the OP. Dude answers an ad in the paper from a women looking for a dude. It ends up being his wife and they have a lot in common it turns out. And they lived happily ever after with their huge 70's bushes.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Ultimate Embarrassent
Oooh. What's the song?
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RE: The Ultimate Embarrassent
(August 21, 2015 at 3:40 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:
(August 21, 2015 at 3:33 pm)Exian Wrote: Dang, beat me to it.

I don't get it :c

EXPLAIN >:c

Way to make me feel as old as I am! It's like teenagers who've never heard of Gilligan's Island. Uncultured bastards!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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