PDAs.

I can endure seeing someone give someone else a little peck,
or a hug, or holding hands.

But anything more than that makes my skin crawl.

Get an effin room.

Stopping in the middle of the aisle to look at something on a shelf in such a way that you take up the whole freaking aisle, and then not move when people say excuse me......Lord help me, I will run you over.....

I dislike it when certain people who are Dumb People Decide NOT to USE THEIR GODDAM MOTHEREFFING TURN SIGNALS

(September 21, 2015 at 1:55 pm)TRJF Wrote: I dislike it when certain people who are Dumb People Decide NOT to USE THEIR GODDAM MOTHEREFFING TURN SIGNALS

Or use the wrong one.  That's exponentially worse.

If you turn on your left turn signal and then turn right, I will bring a rain of pain down on you.

EDIT: Mostly because my car will be plowing into your car.

(September 21, 2015 at 1:55 pm)TRJF Wrote: I dislike it when certain people who are Dumb People Decide NOT to USE THEIR GODDAM MOTHEREFFING TURN SIGNALS

Oh I despise that as well.  My daughter made me laugh the last time though because she was sitting in the front seat and saw it and promptly said, "Dad, he must be low on blinker fluid."  I may have said that a time or two.....

(September 21, 2015 at 2:00 pm)lkingpinl Wrote:

(September 21, 2015 at 1:55 pm)TRJF Wrote: I dislike it when certain people who are Dumb People Decide NOT to USE THEIR GODDAM MOTHEREFFING TURN SIGNALS

Oh I despise that as well.  My daughter made me laugh the last time though because she was sitting in the front seat and saw it and promptly said, "Dad, he must be low on blinker fluid."  I may have said that a time or two.....

LOL

(September 21, 2015 at 1:35 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Do not poke me on the shoulder to get my attention. A simple "Excuse me..." will suffice. When strangers do this, it requires every last ounce of will to suppress my more murderous impulses.

Similarly, don't aim your "come here" finger motion at me. I've become quite comfortable humiliating people who do that to me. Especially men. "The fuck is this!?" while mimicking them does the trick. I worked with a really cute girl who thought she was cute enough to get away with it. I was nicer to her about it though, I would just look her dead in the face, shake my head "no", and keep on walking. They start using their words after that.

(September 21, 2015 at 1:32 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: LoL, no. Tight clothes aren't my style. I think people are just idiots, in general. People aren't that polite in public in larger cities. It's about them. They'll zoom out of an aisle in the supermarket not even looking to see if someone is even walking there before they come on out. I don't even drive in right lanes anymore unless I have to. I was in a car accident where some moron didn't stop at a stop sign. Of course, she had to assume that no one would be there driving on the road. I guess she thought it would be just her on the road that day. Real smart!

Even in small towns. I don't go shopping on Black Friday.

My pet peeve is related to my disability so I don’t know if anyone here shares this, but it might bother sighted people as well. I am legally blind and I hate it when people come up to me out of the fucking blue and ask me if I remember them. Where the fuck am I supposed to remember your silly ass from? I want to say, but am always polite in public.

A sensible person would come up and say hi I’m so and so. I met you back at such and such a place. Let a person save face. Knowamsane?

@Rhonda. I find the camel toe people hilarious. The pants around the bottom of your ass, not so much. If ya got to walk bow legged to keep your pants up it's not fashion.

The chronically late. Lack of respect.

Texting while driving. Perfect excuse for me to fuck with them. I seem to have plenty of turn and brake signal fluid then. My steering fluid is mysteriously absent.

Rhondazvous Wrote:Where the fuck am I supposed to remember your silly ass from?

Baaahahaha God damn it, Rhonda! I'm at work.