Another one that annoys me is when I say hello to someone that I walk right by, and they say nothing back. Especially if I’m at a restaurant or in the presence of a customer service agent, and I say, “Hello, how are you doing?” and they can’t even give a response, I just want to go complain to the manager. There so many other people right now that would love to have your job, that would actually provide good customer service.

Sometimes, when going for a walk, I’ll walk by someone with their garage open, and they’re 10 feet from me staring directly at me. I wave and say hello loud enough, and they just keep staring. I just think to myself, good one douche bag.

(September 21, 2015 at 12:24 pm)Salacious B. Crumb Wrote: I just thought this would be funny to hear how petty that we can be, but I’m sure some of these will be legitimately irritating to many of us.

I was in the grocery store the other day, and I am standing in line and shifting back and forth slightly, and waiting for my turn. I move to the side a quarter of a step and hit a shopping cart of some goof behind me. I turn around and look and he’s the only one behind me and there is plenty of room behind him, and gave him a sort of eyebrows raised type of look and turn around and shook my head. Seriously, personal space.. this happens so often to me.

I was in line at a buffet waiting to pay to get in, and of course, same scenario.. I have two halfwits that are supposed to be behind me, but are practically beside me half of the time or right on my ass the entire time. One of them has the need to keep peeking over my shoulder to check to see if the line has moved an inch in front of me, so he could move up. Of course, it makes no difference if I’m one inch away from the person in front of me or 3 feet, but I stay at least two feet back to give the other person space, but idiot doesn’t like that too much. At one point the long line moved a tad quicker, and I had about 6 feet in front of me for no more than half of a second, and the guy steps beside me and gestures with his arm like, “right this way”, (and mumbles something) but really means move the fuck up right now. I quickly move up and turn around and say, “That made a big difference didn’t it?” Meaning the 2-3 seconds it would have took me to just casually move up, had to be done in a quarter of second.

People are so impatient and have to be in your personal space.. WTF?!

What are some little things that people do that piss you off?

Anyone touching me without my permission will quickly forget about the slow advance of the line.

(September 21, 2015 at 2:11 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Texting while driving. Perfect excuse for me to fuck with them. I seem to have plenty of turn and brake signal fluid then. My steering fluid is mysteriously absent.

I will pull up next to those assholes and lay on the horn, just to give them a wake-up call.

Oh, and another thing that pisses me off on the road is folks who are on the freeway onramp in front of me doing 35 mph.

If you wish to get yourself killed, have at it -- but don't take me with you.

(September 23, 2015 at 4:33 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Oh, and another thing that pisses me off on the road is folks who are on the freeway onramp in front of me doing 35 mph.

If you wish to get yourself killed, have at it -- but don't take me with you.

Seriously. Learn to drive!

They have such a hard time merging onto the highway because they're going 45-50 MPH when they want to get over.

There are so many when people are driving: You arrive way before someone at a 4 way stop and you start to go then they go and they flip you off (love that when others are at fault, and they're so clueless that they're blaming you), people that just can't stop or yield at those signs, the light turns red on the people turning left and still 4-5 of them go through it, people that don't even look at an intersection especially in a parking lot.. many people seem to think they have the right-of-way everywhere they go (gotta love the goofs that fly through the parking spaces while crossing over the designated roads that don't even look), people that don't look when they reverse, when you have a green light while making a U-Turn and the idiot to the left of you is turning right but he has a red light and you almost hit him and he gets mad at you. I love people

little things:

like saying no

or even worse

saying yes and I didn't ask

You know what really makes me mad?

People shouting at one another -__-

Its not helping, shut the fuck up and talk like the adults you clearly aren't...

I had a woman sneeze in my face the other day. I was not so much annoyed as I was thirsting for her blood and the blood of 16 generations of her descendants. All of the fury and anger expressed thus far by the human race in its entire history was naught in comparison to the coruscating neutron star of pure white-hot rage that burned within my heart. For a moment my anger was tangible - the air became thick with the syrupy presence of my maelstrom of murderous desire.

I gave her my best annoyed Brit look, and carried on walking.

Don't say thank you when I hold a door open, or don't hold a door open for me when they know I'm behind them.

This shit makes me want to stab them in the face repeatedly.