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Scottish men & kilts
Jehanne Away
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Scottish men & kilts
December 13, 2015 at 9:11 pm
Okay, "no cheating"!


Quote:Do you know why Scottish men wear kilts?
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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 13, 2015 at 9:12 pm
No, why?
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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 13, 2015 at 10:02 pm
I don't know, but it's sexy when the guy is hot and has one of those nice quiet breathy Scottish accents.
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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 13, 2015 at 10:06 pm
Yes I do.
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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 13, 2015 at 10:09 pm
Because their pants are at the dry cleaners?
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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 13, 2015 at 10:15 pm
I approve of kilts,

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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 14, 2015 at 5:08 am
Because sheep are frightened by the sound of zippers?

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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 14, 2015 at 6:44 am
Reminds me of a trip to Skye once. We were driving along and got stuck behind this coach of school girls. The girls in the back were holding up signs to the car behind it. My husband was driving. One of the questions held up was "What do you wear under your kilt?". I grabbed a sheet of paper and wrote back in big black letters

"My lipstick"

This was met by some rather confused looks on the part of the school girls and then the one on the right hand side realised what it meant and giggled. So she whispered it to the girl next to her who cracked up laughing, who then whispered it to the next girl along etc.
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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 14, 2015 at 8:46 am (This post was last modified: December 14, 2015 at 8:47 am by Jehanne.)
(December 14, 2015 at 5:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Because sheep are frightened by the sound of zippers?

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Ha!  Leave it to the religious to figure this one out!

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RE: Scottish men & kilts
December 14, 2015 at 12:35 pm
(December 14, 2015 at 5:08 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Because sheep are frightened by the sound of zippers?

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Sheep aren't our thing in Scotland. We like our farm animals like our women, big and hairy:

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