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What Would Men Do Without Their Loving Wives?
July 25, 2015 at 6:48 pm
Man: Ah my aching head. Hope I didn’t make an ass of myself at the office party last night.
Wife: Oh, you most certainly did. Dancing on the table tops with a lampshade on your head right in front of your boss. Of course, he fired you.
Man: Well, fuck him.
Wife: I did. You go back to work on Monday.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: What Would Men Do Without Their Loving Wives?
July 25, 2015 at 7:19 pm
So..............., does the man get some also or only the boss?
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RE: What Would Men Do Without Their Loving Wives?
July 26, 2015 at 2:34 am
Thank goodness I am gay.
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RE: What Would Men Do Without Their Loving Wives?
July 26, 2015 at 3:29 am
<singing> I'm an outside cat, not fit to be tied / I might come around and visit but don'tcha lock me inside ...
I am not marriage material, I don't think. I can't do the "yes, dear" gig. I like my freedom. Nachos for dinner? Coitus Affirmative!
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RE: What Would Men Do Without Their Loving Wives?
July 26, 2015 at 9:33 am
There is a local neighbor here I feel alternating contempt and pity for. He was such a cool dude in high school back in the day, and Jesus Fucking Christ, he is one pathetic pussy whipped shell of a man now.
She is a goddamn harpy/shrew/vicious cunt, and it's obvious she emasculated him long long ago. I think if I were to suffocate him with a pillow, he would relish a quick and easy death just to get away from the bitch and he would put up no resistance. I have no idea why they never divorced . .. well, I guess I do know, she said no, and that was that.
He's handsome, if he is aware there is a better life out there for him, it would have to be even worse for him knowing it. No body likes her, everyone I know consciously and conspicuously avoids her like the plague. Except him, he's stuck with her.
Poor son of a bitch, euthanasia for him would be a blessing . . . .
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