Man staring at the stars needs new ceiling.
-Confucius

Lord Byron Wrote:WOW LOOK AT ALL DEM PEOPLE WANTIN' SUM BUTTSEX!!!

Man who jerks off into cash register come into money.

“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”
― Dorothy Parker

Rik Mayall Wrote:Aren't I being great?

'The key to military success comes from shouting'

'Don't you think good planning and inspired leadership have something to do with it?'

'No. It all comes down to shouting!'

Blackadder.

"More often than not, humans are clever wolves rather than dumb sheep, they just convince themselves they don't know what is happening to avoid the responsibility." -Shinya Kogami, Psycho-Pass.
"All problems in the world can be boiled down to 3 Human Flaws. The First is Incompetence, as in an inability to do something successfully, Second is Arrogance, as in overestimating yourself, Third is Ignorance, as in lacking awareness."-Shining Finger, Varying Timeline.
"If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours." -L, Death Note.
"There is no heaven or hell.
No matter what you do while you're alive, everybody goes to the same place once you die. Death is Equal." -Tsugumi Ohba, Death Note.
"Being Alone is better than being with the Wrong Person." -L, Death Note.
"Risking your life and doing something that could rob you of your life are exact opposites." -L, Death Note.
"You could play any character, yet you yourself are nobody. Your core personality is empty. You don't have a face of your own." -Shougo Makishima, Psycho-Pass.
"The opposite of boredom is not pleasure... but excitement. People will gladly seek out any kind of excitement, even pain.” - Shougo Makishima, Psycho-Pass.
"When you entrust so much of your life to those electronic devices, the argument you aren't a cyborg isn't very convincing. -Toyohisa Senguji, Psycho-Pass.
"The law doesn't protect people. People protect the law. People have always detested evil and sought out a righteous way of living. Their feelings - the accumulation of those people's feelings - are the law."
-Akane Tsunemori.
"I love this game that people call 'life' from the bottom of my heart." -Shougo Makishima.
"It doesn't matter how many relationships we seem to have. We are all Alone." -Misaki Mei, Another.
"Those who seem Kindest are often the most insideously cruel." -Tsukishima Karyuudo, Mirrai Nikki.
"It doesn't matter if you're weak. If you struggle hard enough, you can make a miracle happen." -Uryuu Minene, Mirrai Nikki.
"If today is the worst day ever, tommorow has to be better." -Ikusaba Marco, Mirrai Nikki.
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." -Phillip K. Dick.
"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane." -Phillip K. Dick.
"Reality denied comes back to haunt." -Phillip K. Dick.
"There will come a time when it isn't 'They're spying on me through my phone' anymore. Eventually, it will be 'My phone is spying on me'." -Phillip K. Dick.

"The Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it." - Navin R. Johnson

We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars: Oscar Wilde