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No Arks....no talking snakes....

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No Arks....no talking snakes....
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No Arks....no talking snakes....
January 12, 2016 at 12:54 am
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RE: No Arks....no talking snakes....
January 12, 2016 at 1:49 am
The king is dead -- long live the King!

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RE: No Arks....no talking snakes....
January 12, 2016 at 6:37 am
Albert Presley?

Brilliant!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: No Arks....no talking snakes....
January 12, 2016 at 8:30 am
Piers Anthony did that years ago!
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RE: No Arks....no talking snakes....
January 12, 2016 at 4:40 pm
(January 12, 2016 at 6:37 am)Stimbo Wrote: Albert Presley?

Brilliant!

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: No Arks....no talking snakes....
January 12, 2016 at 5:03 pm
With your luck he'd think like Elvis and sing like Einstein!
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RE: No Arks....no talking snakes....
January 12, 2016 at 5:10 pm
(January 12, 2016 at 5:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: With your luck he'd think like Elvis and sing like Einstein!

That reminds me of a joke about a beautiful woman wanting to marry an intelligent man. he says with their luck, it would have his looks, and her brains.
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