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RE: Confessions
January 12, 2016 at 7:07 pm
I'm secretly a lizard in charge of the Illuminati.
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RE: Confessions
January 12, 2016 at 7:11 pm
Thank god you're finally here....I've been waiting for relief for some time now.
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RE: Confessions
January 12, 2016 at 7:27 pm
Well, here goes. I've read articles that women have died from receiving oral sex, and while it's a very small percentage, I shy away from wanting that, anymore. Blush
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RE: Confessions
January 12, 2016 at 10:01 pm
I always shy away from wanting it but I have my doubts as to the accuracy of any percentage of women dying as a result of oral sex.
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RE: Confessions
January 12, 2016 at 10:02 pm
(January 12, 2016 at 7:27 pm)*Deidre* Wrote: Well, here goes. I've read articles that women have died from receiving oral sex, and while it's a very small percentage, I shy away from wanting that, anymore. Blush

At least you'd die happy, right?
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RE: Confessions
January 12, 2016 at 10:46 pm (This post was last modified: January 12, 2016 at 10:47 pm by MTL.)
(January 12, 2016 at 10:02 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(January 12, 2016 at 7:27 pm)*Deidre* Wrote: Well, here goes. I've read articles that women have died from receiving oral sex, and while it's a very small percentage, I shy away from wanting that, anymore. Blush

At least you'd die happy, right?

Wait.  You mean they die from contracting a disease, like HPV, from receiving oral...right?

You don't mean that they actually die DURING the oral?
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RE: Confessions
January 12, 2016 at 11:30 pm (This post was last modified: January 12, 2016 at 11:31 pm by MTL.)
Once I was In Flagrante Delicto with a guy, when his father walked in.

The guy I was with didn't even break stride, because he wasn't aware his dad had entered the room;
(he had his back to the door).

I, on the other hand, had a perfect view of the door...from over his shoulder
(which is, incidentally, also where my leg was).

Since there was nothing else I could really do about it, at that point...

...I just winked at his dad....and waved....



....with my foot.
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RE: Confessions
January 12, 2016 at 11:33 pm
(January 12, 2016 at 10:46 pm)MTL Wrote:
(January 12, 2016 at 10:02 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: At least you'd die happy, right?

Wait.  You mean they die from contracting a disease, like HPV, from receiving oral...right?

You don't mean that they actually die DURING the oral?

Hey even if you do contract a horrible disease, at least you still got oral sex. Gotta look on the bright side.
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RE: Confessions
January 12, 2016 at 11:35 pm
Regarding the oral sex thing, it's when air is blown into the . .

er . .


uh . .


woo-woo area. It can cause a vascular embolism.
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RE: Confessions
January 12, 2016 at 11:38 pm
(January 12, 2016 at 11:35 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Regarding the oral sex thing, it's when air is blown into the  . .

er . .


uh . .


woo-woo area.  It can cause a vascular embolism.

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