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January 23, 2016 at 1:38 pm
(January 23, 2016 at 1:20 pm)Mancunian Wrote: (January 23, 2016 at 1:16 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Wait...are you serious?
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No thanks necessary.
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LMAO! Yeah, the transverse view is required to clearly see the 'olive oil duct', as it is obscured by the 'poop shoot.'
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RE: Atheism
January 24, 2016 at 3:29 am
"He's so beautiful. Isn't he the cutest thing!"
No. He looks just like every other baby, all wriggly and stupid.
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January 24, 2016 at 11:43 am
(January 24, 2016 at 3:29 am)robvalue Wrote: "He's so beautiful. Isn't he the cutest thing!"
No. He looks just like every other baby, all wriggly and stupid.
LMAO, how dare you?! my baby boy was a beautiful God when he came into this world! Jk...he was bright pink, bald, and had a cone head. We loved him anyway, though.
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RE: Atheism
January 24, 2016 at 11:52 am
Babies are adorable after a few hours. I've been present at two births (no, I was not the father in either case) and I have to say that watching a live human birth is a lot like watching your favourite pub burn down.
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RE: Atheism
January 26, 2016 at 1:11 am
My nephew became a cute baby somewhere around 10 months old. My niece took longer because she was Mr. Clean bald for the longest time. Neither started out cute.
Also babies are perpetually sticky, with various fluids running from everywhere, which... no. Not okay.
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RE: Atheism
January 26, 2016 at 2:23 am
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God decided I would be born with zero paternal instincts. Not even that much. So my entirely subjective reaction is to want to drop kick it, or stuff it in the nearest container and run. Fucking pointless noise and mess machines! They don't even know anything!
Instead, those feelings were transferred to animals! I try to imagine what normal people feel when they see a baby by thinking how I feel when I'm holding an animal. Of course I understand people love their babies (on the whole) and that my reaction is weird. I mean them no ill will.
