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Dyre for forum president
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What's a "forum president"? Do you get paid for that? No? Then - f*ck it, I don't care...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
  RE: Dyre for forum president
February 12, 2016 at 6:28 pm
(This post was last modified: February 12, 2016 at 6:29 pm by Alex K.)
I heard he's a phony, some group called "swift boat captains against dyre" told me so...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (February 12, 2016 at 5:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Dyre, before I can give you my vote, I'll need to know your position on homeless, homosexual, refugee wallabies. Okay my stance on the homeless 1. We need to increase the minimum wage to living wage as for the homeless we will support them get them a job a temporary shelter also the right resources to get them to work. 2. Homosexuals i have no ill will against people of the LGBT+ community  3. Ahh wallabies we give them some land some where in nature and tell construction crews and any land development crews/companies to go fuck off leave nature and the wallabies alone.
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Are you going to build any fucking walls?
(February 12, 2016 at 7:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Are you going to build any fucking walls? I don't need to build any walls
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CD spends most of his time sleeping on the job. It's a safe assumption that CD has had sex out of wedlock. When asked if he knew the whereabouts of his socks, CD said "No." Do you really want a forum president who doesn't know wear his socks are?
Vote Dyres. This message is approved by Dyresand.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue  (February 12, 2016 at 6:48 pm)dyresand Wrote:(February 12, 2016 at 5:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Dyre, before I can give you my vote, I'll need to know your position on homeless, homosexual, refugee wallabies. You mistake my meaning. I meant refugee wallabies who are homeless and homosexual. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Quote:Do you really want a forum president who doesn't know wear his socks are? Fucking right, I do. I feel a strong connection to a candidate with lost-sock issues. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(February 12, 2016 at 8:35 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(February 12, 2016 at 6:48 pm)dyresand Wrote: Okay my stance on the homeless In that case they are welcome i am the Oprah of forum presidents.
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