(February 29, 2016 at 1:51 am)ignoramus Wrote: PS, did Jacko pull a sickie? That'd be right! He's took Simone to the ute muster to shag her in the sandman, ain't he?

If "sandman" isn't code for poop hole, I'm not sure what we're talking about anymore.

(February 29, 2016 at 9:23 pm)ignoramus Wrote: We hate you because you gave us caffeine free diet coke!   WTF man!

You could just say thank you.  

(March 1, 2016 at 9:45 am)Aractus Wrote: Bees are not aggressive Eclipse, I've petted them before.

Right. Then that just leaves the crocs, chase-you snakes and pretty nearly every creature in the sea to worry about. My mind would certainly be at ease.

(March 1, 2016 at 5:49 pm)Eclipse Wrote:

(March 1, 2016 at 3:05 pm)KUSA Wrote: I've got to hear about this. Do tell.

Drop Bears will kill you by falling out of trees onto your head.

They eat too many Eucalyptus leaves which make them drunk then they fall out of trees. Be careful cause the bastards are everywhere.

Actually, my first job was as a sticka on the Harbour Bridge and it involved Drop Bears.

Every morning before the bridge was opened for the day, we would spread a net across the bridge, climb up and knock the Drop Bears off the bridge into the net with a stick, hence the term Sticka.

Some would be so drunk they would fall easily, some would be less drunk and they could be slightly aggressive.

Once we got rid of the bears, we would unlock the bridge and let the traffic cross.

If your room is facing the bridge, get up early and have a look. You'll see they guys with head lamps climbing on the bridge and you'll probably hear the bears scream as they fall into the net. They're pretty loud and if your not ready for it the scream can sound pretty un-nerving. As the Drop Bear population has generally been relocated over time, they don't close it every night these days but they generally have to do it once or twice a week.

Kusa if you work some of this good stuff into bar room banter you'll get some respect and possibly some tail too.

(March 2, 2016 at 9:29 am)hateverist the White Wrote:

(February 29, 2016 at 1:51 am)ignoramus Wrote: PS, did Jacko pull a sickie? That'd be right! He's took Simone to the ute muster to shag her in the sandman, ain't he?

If "sandman" isn't code for poop hole, I'm not sure what we're talking about anymore.

A 1970's Holden Sandman panel van.

A must have for every young surfie



The back could be decked out pretty nicely



Hence a lot of this happened in the back of them

(March 1, 2016 at 7:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(March 1, 2016 at 11:25 am)Brian37 Wrote: I'd settle for a Vaginal colony. BA DUM CHA!

No sorry, you drive on the wrong side of the road, your animals suck, the only good thing about Australia is Fosters beer. I have to give you credit for that, much better than Bud or Miller piss water.

Fuxxake, Brian.  Ease off.

Boru

Might just be his way of saying 'Push off, ya pommie bahstid'.

(March 2, 2016 at 9:17 am)Whateverist the White Wrote:

(February 28, 2016 at 4:28 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Las vegas! 8 hour distance from me   Enjoy! Make some money!

By plane or on foot?

Car!

(March 2, 2016 at 9:47 am)Whateverist the White Wrote: Kusa if you work some of this good stuff into bar room banter you'll get some respect and possibly some tail too.

Some tail? If I could only talk the wife into being bisexual. She doesn't eat pussy.

Have any of you Aussies ever traveled in a fried out kombi? Especially on a hippy trail with a head full of zombie?

(March 2, 2016 at 9:34 am)Whateverist the White Wrote:

(February 29, 2016 at 9:23 pm)ignoramus Wrote: We hate you because you gave us caffeine free diet coke!   WTF man!

You could just say thank you.  

"Thank"?

That's not how you spell "fuck"!