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SATINISTS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!

Poll: Satinists Respond!
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Praise Satin! Satin is GAH-LORIOUS!
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Satin touches my inner most thoughts and thighs.. Satin is the truth and the way!
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Satin looks great on a body, and especially on the floor of my beedroom!
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Satin sucks! I hate myself and I am a looser that is jealous of Satinists!
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SATINISTS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
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#31
RE: SATINISTS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
April 6, 2011 at 1:25 pm
(April 6, 2011 at 1:06 pm)tackattack Wrote: It's been reported, we'll take it from here Rayaan. Back to the topic.

So ummm... do they have plaid satin? Anyone ever seen a tweed satin blend?

http://www.fabricsamples.com/fabric-samples/plaid+satin



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#32
RE: SATINISTS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
April 6, 2011 at 1:41 pm
I wonder if satin makes everything feel softer. Wool and satin, tweed and sating blends.. I wonder how they'd feel.
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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RE: SATINISTS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
April 6, 2011 at 2:40 pm (This post was last modified: April 6, 2011 at 2:44 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(April 6, 2011 at 1:03 pm)Rayaan Wrote:
(April 6, 2011 at 8:16 am)justmoha2005 Wrote: hello my friend , how are you , im sorry if im disturbing you ... i want to ask u a favour please
please , please, please read my word for you carfully its important .. every one have mind and can chose the right from wrong and if you find that this word is right so accept it and u find it refuse it ok. fair?!..

Salaam,

I accept the divine origin of the Quran, but what you are doing, is that you're spamming here by copy and pasting large texts from another website. This is against the forum guidelines.

And if you're someone just pretending to be a Muslim, to purposely make us look stupid (by posting like this), then, I think your attempt is a pretty lame and a useless one.

Lastly, you'll be banned anytime and your spams will be deleted. Big Grin

BLASPHEMY!!!! What does this have to do with SATINISM??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Satin will destroy you for ruining this thread. You have brought down the curse of the silk worm upon your brow and the curse of the SATIN patern be upon your sphincter, ever tightening!
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Yummy, delicious Satin!
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#34
RE: SATINISTS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
April 6, 2011 at 3:05 pm
(April 6, 2011 at 2:40 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: BLASPHEMY!!!! What does this have to do with SATINISM??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Satin will destroy you for ruining this thread. You have brought down the curse of the silk worm upon your brow and the curse of the SATIN patern be upon your sphincter, ever tightening!

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April 6, 2011 at 3:16 pm (This post was last modified: April 6, 2011 at 3:17 pm by HeyItsZeus.)



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RE: SATINISTS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
April 6, 2011 at 3:19 pm (This post was last modified: April 6, 2011 at 3:23 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
DAMNIT thats one big ass chill pill! LOL! Thats an Allah sized chill pill. He needs to give it to all of the Wahabists.

Good thing I know you have a since of humor.. because it sure looks like you are trying to make me overdose on chill.

Reverend Jeremiah's Asshole Wrote:P.S. - why isnt my reputation at somewhere between 5 million and infinite by now? Im such a loveable asshole arent I? Im slick like Satin!

I dont know asshole.... I just dont know...

Reverend Jeremiah's Asshole Wrote:Will this make a difference?
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Thats hard to argue against... Satin is a luxury suite for assholes of all cultures.
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April 6, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Rev,

It sounds like you are doing your own talking asshole routine. The first I ever heard of it was in Naked Lunch.

Quote:Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard.

http://realitystudio.org/texts/naked-lun...g-asshole/

William S. Buroughs kicks ass(hole)!

by the by, that is a very nice picture of a turd cutter.
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April 6, 2011 at 3:32 pm



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April 6, 2011 at 4:48 pm (This post was last modified: April 6, 2011 at 4:49 pm by HeyItsZeus.)
(April 6, 2011 at 3:32 pm)Rayaan Wrote:



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April 7, 2011 at 1:28 am (This post was last modified: April 7, 2011 at 1:29 am by Jax.)
(April 6, 2011 at 4:48 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: [Image: cow_suit_criminal.jpg]
SpatiumTempusque Wrote:Did I mention that I love blondes with large breasts?
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