(May 11, 2016 at 3:52 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Why is Jesus wasting time trolling Internet forums instead of going out and using his superpowers to cure some kid's cancer or something?

(May 11, 2016 at 12:26 pm)Alex K Wrote: Forget Jesus!

LISTEN TO ME, RAMTHASHAKRA KRISHNA, THE QUANTUM WAVE OF BEINGNESS, THE ASCENDED LIGHT!

(May 11, 2016 at 12:52 pm)robvalue Wrote: Wait, is this thread funny? I'm confused. But then I'm always confused.

(May 11, 2016 at 3:18 pm)Jenny A Wrote: So. . . when I was pre-teen there were a couple guys in my home town who claimed to be Jesus.  It was the sixties then, and they didn't live in town at the same time, but they both wore their hair long, were shod in sandals, and proclaimed themselves the second coming. They were a little odd, as Jesus dressed in clothes contemporary to his time period not David's.  And I never read Jesus was against baths.  But they had disciples.   Do you have disciples?   Because until you can show you have some disciples,  I think the 1960s hippies have got you beat.

I do have a miracle request though, can you translate your previous posts into German, French, Portuguese,  Spanish, Arabic,  Greek, Ancient Greek, Gaelic,  and Cantonese,  well enough to convince native speakers you are one of them?  How about Navaho, do you speak Navaho?  Finnish?  Perhaps Persian.   Because god would speak them all.

(May 11, 2016 at 8:41 am)Hmmm? Wrote: Jesus, 

What are your thoughts on David? (Mat 22:42, Mar 12:35, Luk 20:41)

...and why did you want us to read what he did? (Mar 2:25, Mat 12:3, Luk 6:3) 

(May 11, 2016 at 8:41 am)Hmmm? Wrote: Jesus, 

What are your thoughts on David? (Mat 22:42, Mar 12:35, Luk 20:41)

...and why did you want us to read what he did? (Mar 2:25, Mat 12:3, Luk 6:3) 

(May 11, 2016 at 6:24 pm)Love333 Wrote: "Jesus,
What are your thoughts on David? (Mat 22:42, Mar 12:35, Luk 20:41)
...and why did you want us to read what he did? (Mar 2:25, Mat 12:3, Luk 6:3) "



"David" built his house out of stone.  The mist descended, the showers poured, the wind whistled, the lightening crashed, and attacked his home. His home did not collapse, it was founded on stone.

A kind heart does not let their pet starve to death nor should they let a fellow human suffer and die in this manner. How can these same priests rant about long repetitive prayers? They babble with their many words and sit in their high seats. They are worshiped as Gods. Their day will come. This is why I am also your equal. I do not sit on a throne.

(May 11, 2016 at 3:08 am)The_Empress Wrote: I've always wondered: would you call yourself a "Christian"?

Do you have scars where you got nailed in?

How does it feel to be a third of a being? Or something...

Since you're back, does that mean the Christians are finally being raptured? If so, thanks for that.

Is there any way you could add a beer trick to your hat? Weed? You could call it "Insta-juana".

Anyway, just some stuff.

(May 11, 2016 at 5:28 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:

(May 11, 2016 at 3:18 pm)Jenny A Wrote: So. . . when I was pre-teen there were a couple guys in my home town who claimed to be Jesus.  It was the sixties then, and they didn't live in town at the same time, but they both wore their hair long, were shod in sandals, and proclaimed themselves the second coming. They were a little odd, as Jesus dressed in clothes contemporary to his time period not David's.  And I never read Jesus was against baths.  But they had disciples.   Do you have disciples?   Because until you can show you have some disciples,  I think the 1960s hippies have got you beat.

I do have a miracle request though, can you translate your previous posts into German, French, Portuguese,  Spanish, Arabic,  Greek, Ancient Greek, Gaelic,  and Cantonese,  well enough to convince native speakers you are one of them?  How about Navaho, do you speak Navaho?  Finnish?  Perhaps Persian.   Because god would speak them all.

The original Jesus said that he only cared about the Jews.  He's going to have to modify the golden cube if he now wants to include Gentiles.

(May 11, 2016 at 3:45 am)Love333 Wrote:

(May 11, 2016 at 3:21 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Actually, no, Joshua was the real name, in English, or Yeshua in Hebrew. Jesus is a Greek name, and since most of the New Testament was written in Greek, he got called that.

You are quick to disagree. Yet so slow to agree with others. Would it make any difference if the last Christ was known as Joshua, John, Jesus, or Job?

They are all collections of the same story yet they are incomplete.