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May 22, 2016 at 7:27 pm
(May 22, 2016 at 5:49 pm)Thena323 Wrote: The results are in.
LFC...you ARE the mother!
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Congratulations!
LOL. Phew! Well THAT was money well spent! [emoji6]
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May 22, 2016 at 7:28 pm
Congrats!
Mine are six and eight now (both boys). Having two makes things easier in some ways, when they play together and give you a break, and harder in others, when they feed off one another's wildness and threaten to bring civilization crashing down in a mad rumpus.
But all kids are different. Hope you have an easy, safe pregnancy.
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May 22, 2016 at 8:05 pm
(May 22, 2016 at 7:25 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Oh, that's wonderful Rocket! So around 4 months old? Boy or girl? Belated congratulations to you and your beloved!
Yes...Catholic Lady and I, together, shall be an unstoppable force of crying, yelling, and puking. Watch out!
Yes. And thank you! It's a boy, Rhys. We also have a 9-year-old, who'll be 10 in September.
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I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: So this just happened:
May 22, 2016 at 8:16 pm
congrats
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RE: So this just happened:
May 22, 2016 at 9:45 pm
(May 22, 2016 at 7:28 pm)Gemini Wrote: Congrats!
Mine are six and eight now (both boys). Having two makes things easier in some ways, when they play together and give you a break, and harder in others, when they feed off one another's wildness and threaten to bring civilization crashing down in a mad rumpus.
But all kids are different. Hope you have an easy, safe pregnancy.
Mine are 39 and 36. Both survived their teens... tempted as I was at times to strangle both of them!
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May 22, 2016 at 11:38 pm
Congrats. so happy for you. :-)
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RE: So this just happened:
May 22, 2016 at 11:39 pm
Just because kids are evil doesn't mean I shouldn't congratulate you on having an evil spawn, I suppose.
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May 22, 2016 at 11:40 pm
(May 22, 2016 at 5:07 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Huzzah!
'The shamans are forever yakking about their snake-oil miracles. I prefer the Real McCoy - a pregnant woman.' - Lazarus Long
Boru
'Time enough for love' is one of my favourite books ever. I'm impressed, Boru. :-)
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RE: So this just happened:
May 22, 2016 at 11:49 pm
Congratudolences! Remember, those bouncing balls of joy called babies eventually turn into teenagers.
Seriously though, congrats on the future rug-monkey.
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RE: So this just happened:
May 23, 2016 at 12:03 am
Well done on beginning the process of creating a screaming, crying, pissing, pooing, dribbling mess that demands every shred of your attention, willpower, time and sanity.
(Nah, seriously - congrats)
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