(May 26, 2016 at 5:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Sorry, but being on time is always an option, kids or no kids.  If someone asks you to meet them at 1:00, it's up to you (not them) to get ready early and be there at 1:00.

The ONLY three valid excuses for being late are:

1.  Death.

2.  Loss of a major limb (meaning an arm at the shoulder or a leg at the hip - don't dare be late because you cut your pinky finger off.  Shake that shite off).

3.  Heart attack/stroke, doctor's note required.

Boru

I can provide Losty with a doctor's note.

Beccs, can I have one too?

I want to go out with the boys and get pissed and flirt around the weekend.
You'll have to be clever though, the Mrs doesn't tolerate my bullshit too well...

Start with Dear Mrs Ignoramus, ...

My biggest pet peeves is that my dogs enjoy eating green apples which gives them horrendous gas.

One other: sometimes the puppy barks too much at strangers.

Pretty much that's it. No other peeves regarding my pets.

(May 26, 2016 at 7:12 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: My biggest pet peeves is that my dogs enjoy eating green apples which gives them horrendous gas.

One other: sometimes the puppy barks too much at strangers.

Pretty much that's it.  No other peeves regarding my pets.

My beagle eats poo, and he licks my yorkie's ass all day like it's a freaking popsicle.  That bothers me.

Other than that-- bitches in a busy grocery store who leave their shopping carts right in the middle of a busy aisle and wander off to peruse items on the shelf.  So completely other-unaware that it insults me on behalf of humanity, every time I see it.

(May 26, 2016 at 6:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Beccs, can I have one too?

I want to go out with the boys and get pissed and flirt around the weekend.
You'll have to be clever though, the Mrs doesn't tolerate my bullshit too well...

Start with Dear Mrs Ignoramus, ...

$300 to an offshore account....

Can I claim on medicare?

$300? Just to confirm, I did say note, not poke?

(May 26, 2016 at 8:05 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Can I claim on medicare?

$300? Just to confirm, I did say note, not poke?

NONE of my services come cheap.

(May 26, 2016 at 7:59 pm)bennyboy Wrote: Other than that-- bitches in a busy grocery store who leave their shopping carts right in the middle of a busy aisle and wander off to peruse items on the shelf.  So completely other-unaware that it insults me on behalf of humanity, every time I see it.

And then you have to move her cart out of the way in order to get to the frozen sausage biscuits that your kids love so much, and she sees you moving her cart and knows what an inconsiderate bitch she is, but neither of you say anything, because you don't want to cause a scene, and as far as she's concerned, you're a bitch for implying that she's a bitch by moving her cart.

I'd say that's a peeve for me too.

Picky eaters.

Humans beings who demand that the crusts be cut off their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and make you carry them when they're exhausted after a long walk. I suppose I'm a bad atheist for not having eaten them in their infancy. Oh well.