They forgot to iron out that little problem.
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God vs. Iron Chariots
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This reminds me of Batman v Superman debates. Maybe the iron chariots had a lot of prep time and access to kryptonite?
-Yahweh is powerless against iron
-Yahweh creates a place to imprison his enemies -This prison is supposedly at the Earth's core, according to some -Made of iron -Ruled by an evil genius -Who has no incentive to punish the evil-doers sent to his domain In summary: Yahweh creates a fortress lair for his arch-enemy, made from the one material he is powerless against, and routinely sends him an ever-increasing army of the most wicked and evil humans in history. It's like a Bond film plot by someone who never saw one all the way through.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots
June 8, 2016 at 12:33 am
(This post was last modified: June 8, 2016 at 12:39 am by Socratic Meth Head.)
(June 7, 2016 at 11:57 am)Drich Wrote: Just because God was with Judah, what makes you assume that they are destined to win? Again though out this book God is with the people over and over again when they loose their battles. (June 6, 2016 at 9:06 pm)Socratic Meth Head Wrote: God is supposed to be all powerful, and it's made clear if god is with a certain group of people, they will win.Also, if a supposedly all powerful god's will is superseded by a chariot, then he isnt all powerful.
Nope. Iron is a complete arse kicker to Yahweh.
That's why he had his little Israelite minions
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Let's just make sure iron never goes out of fashion, and he'll keep leaving us alone.
(June 7, 2016 at 1:48 pm)Stimbo Wrote: -Yahweh is powerless against iron Oh, that's probably why churches must be decorated with all that gold... I imagine Yahweh's not too keen on tin, copper, or brass either.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
(June 7, 2016 at 12:07 pm)IATIA Wrote: And the "iron chariots"? Glob.. It's connect the dots for the Atheist, With everyone's favorite apologist DDDDDRich! Ok, in my last post I explain God with them=/= Win! God with them means God over saw their loss. So why would God want them to loose? Again this story is about the Judges or things and people God used to judge or punish the Jews for their unfaithfulness. So what does all of this mean? "Iron chariots" would have mowed down or obliterated their whole army. Rather than a complete destruction 'God with them' means God saw to their 'limitation/loss.' |
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