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RE: God vs. Iron Chariots
June 7, 2016 at 12:13 pm
They forgot to iron out that little problem.
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RE: God vs. Iron Chariots
June 7, 2016 at 12:50 pm
This reminds me of Batman v Superman debates. Maybe the iron chariots had a lot of prep time and access to kryptonite?
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RE: God vs. Iron Chariots
June 7, 2016 at 1:48 pm
-Yahweh is powerless against iron
-Yahweh creates a place to imprison his enemies
-This prison is supposedly at the Earth's core, according to some
-Made of iron
-Ruled by an evil genius
-Who has no incentive to punish the evil-doers sent to his domain
In summary:
Yahweh creates a fortress lair for his arch-enemy, made from the one material he is powerless against, and routinely sends him an ever-increasing army of the most wicked and evil humans in history. It's like a Bond film plot by someone who never saw one all the way through.
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RE: God vs. Iron Chariots
June 8, 2016 at 12:39 am
Nope. Iron is a complete arse kicker to Yahweh.
That's why he had his little Israelite minions
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RE: God vs. Iron Chariots
June 8, 2016 at 3:41 am
Let's just make sure iron never goes out of fashion, and he'll keep leaving us alone.
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RE: God vs. Iron Chariots
June 8, 2016 at 4:32 am
(June 7, 2016 at 1:48 pm)Stimbo Wrote: -Yahweh is powerless against iron
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Oh, that's probably why churches must be decorated with all that gold... I imagine Yahweh's not too keen on tin, copper, or brass either.
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