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Spotted This At TTA
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RE: Spotted This At TTA
June 12, 2016 at 1:49 am
I don't even believe that's the real ark. It has more than one window. That's not right.
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#12
RE: Spotted This At TTA
June 12, 2016 at 2:02 am
Apparently providing insufficient visibility to steer clear of other ships, though.

Pilot must be one shitty mariner.
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RE: Spotted This At TTA
June 12, 2016 at 3:01 am (This post was last modified: June 12, 2016 at 3:04 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
(June 11, 2016 at 10:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Seems to need work on the steering gear.

(June 11, 2016 at 10:42 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Not many people know this, but God regularly used to bust Noah's ass for DUI.

Apparently Noah got drunk well before Ham walked in on him.

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RE: Spotted This At TTA
June 12, 2016 at 4:30 am
Wow! I never knew that wood rusted in seawater!
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RE: Spotted This At TTA
June 13, 2016 at 4:06 am
(June 11, 2016 at 10:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: https://gcaptain.com/noahs-ark-crashes-i...hat-right/

Quote:Noah’s Ark Crashes Into Coast Guard Vessel… You Read That Right

[Image: 2016-06-10T102901Z_1081349375_D1AETJBWCJ...-ODDLY.jpg]


Oops.

All I can say is, well done Norway.
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RE: Spotted This At TTA
June 13, 2016 at 5:27 am
(June 12, 2016 at 1:44 am)KevinM1 Wrote: That Ark doesn't look big enough for two of every animal, their food and water supplies, and space for excrement. It's almost as though the story is bullshit....

Actually, excrement is all there is space for.
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RE: Spotted This At TTA
June 13, 2016 at 7:34 am
[Image: 15ra2d.jpg]

Cross Atlantic voyage?
Uh, no thanks! This looks too familiar!
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RE: Spotted This At TTA
June 13, 2016 at 9:41 am
(June 12, 2016 at 1:49 am)Losty Wrote: I don't even believe that's the real ark. It has more than one window. That's not right.

That's to provide light for the restaurant, gift shop, and casino.  The brothel will be blow dicks below decks.
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RE: Spotted This At TTA
June 13, 2016 at 11:46 am
Note to self:

When building arks,

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RE: Spotted This At TTA
June 13, 2016 at 1:12 pm
(June 13, 2016 at 7:34 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 15ra2d.jpg]

Cross Atlantic voyage?
Uh, no thanks!   This looks too familiar!
I 'm just gonna put on my pretty pink dress and go down the docks.
Everyone else is in heavy coats too!!



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