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#61
RE: incentive for patrons
July 12, 2016 at 7:50 pm
(July 12, 2016 at 6:34 pm)KevinM1 Wrote:
(July 12, 2016 at 6:31 pm)Complidudaaldo Wrote: this is about giving money to the mods right?

No, it's about trying to keep the forums up and running, preferably without annoying ads.

no one could pony up enough cash to compare to the RUSH of wielding the ban hammer here


I am also working on a proposal to upgrade the already formidable armaments we have at our fingertips.

In addition to the existing ban hammer, I am developing specifications for a ban chain saw, a ban log chipper, and a ban cement mixer filled bowling balls and rusty razor blades.

At some point we may even live stream the CARNAGE for the little people to enjoy in their otherwise squalid and pitiable lives.
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#62
RE: incentive for patrons
July 12, 2016 at 7:52 pm
The ban rockcrusher not enough for you now, huh?
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#63
RE: incentive for patrons
July 12, 2016 at 7:52 pm
(July 12, 2016 at 7:40 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(July 12, 2016 at 7:39 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Are you nuts? Eat them you fool!

They gone.

Well shit. This just won't do. You may have created and ecological disaster.

Tell me where they were released and me and some of the boys will show up at night. AK's and headlamps at the ready.
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#64
RE: incentive for patrons
July 12, 2016 at 8:10 pm
I released them.... INTO THE WATER SUPPLY!!!!!!

mwa hahahahahhahahahaha! Devil
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#65
RE: incentive for patrons
July 12, 2016 at 9:35 pm
Ummmm. . has nobody mentioned blowjobs yet?

I mean. . . money matters.
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#66
RE: incentive for patrons
July 12, 2016 at 10:02 pm
(July 12, 2016 at 9:35 pm)bennyboy Wrote: Ummmm. . has nobody mentioned blowjobs yet?

I mean. . . money matters.

Well you support the site however you want to, mate Big Grin But I'm sticking with paypal  Wink
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RE: incentive for patrons
July 12, 2016 at 11:14 pm (This post was last modified: July 12, 2016 at 11:15 pm by bennyboy.)
(July 12, 2016 at 10:02 pm)Emjay Wrote:
(July 12, 2016 at 9:35 pm)bennyboy Wrote: Ummmm. . has nobody mentioned blowjobs yet?

I mean. . . money matters.

Well you support the site however you want to, mate Big Grin But I'm sticking with paypal  Wink

ehhhhh

No, I donate my $2 a month.  The mods are the ones who have to administer the "incentive for patrons"
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#68
RE: incentive for patrons
July 12, 2016 at 11:14 pm
blowjobs ??

that's quaint.
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RE: incentive for patrons
July 12, 2016 at 11:19 pm (This post was last modified: July 12, 2016 at 11:19 pm by bennyboy.)
Re: new ban weapons

How is this not its own thread?

My vote is definitely for the industrial ban wood-chipper.

Cuz brains + skull pieces = fun.
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RE: incentive for patrons
July 12, 2016 at 11:21 pm
(July 12, 2016 at 11:14 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: blowjobs ??

that's quaint.

Wait. .. is vorlon a mod?!
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