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The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(December 2, 2016 at 6:57 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Are you referring to anyone in particular, EP?

I don't know. Am I?
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
Well, that's just fucking it!

This impacted ass kisser is staying! Where is the mag citrate?!?!?!?!?!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
Some asses are sexy enough to be worthy of being kissed.

Just sayin'
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
That's sexist and doesn't address my point, dimwit.

EDIT: OK, not sexist, just discriminatory in precisely the way I pointed out two posts prior. So you're still a dimwit.

Of course I agree about the ladies' asses, but that would be mine and yours preferences in particular, wouldn't it? Still doesn't work as well when you do it so visibly at the expense of others. Then it's just being a plain old asshole wearing the clothes of righteousness.

In conclusion, either learn some subtlety or be prepared to get roasted by yours truly.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
Having a sense of fun makes me such a dimwit.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(December 2, 2016 at 7:26 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: In conclusion, either learn some subtlety or be prepared to get roasted by yours truly.

Oh noes. Plz. Anything but that.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
Dear lord, a Penguin-roasting. What is more terrifying than that?

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
Are you serious Thump?!?!

It's terrifying when EP gets mad. Seriously, look, last time he got mad I took this photo of him:

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Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(December 2, 2016 at 7:34 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Having a sense of fun makes me such a dimwit.

My apologies, then. Perhaps specify, next time, that you're not making an attempt at a serious argument at all, not even slightly. It you have, alternatively, my charge would still apply and so to the degree to which your seriousness was present itself.

(December 2, 2016 at 7:34 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(December 2, 2016 at 7:26 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: In conclusion, either learn some subtlety or be prepared to get roasted by yours truly.

Oh noes. Plz. Anything but that.

It wasn't meant as a threat, but a warning. Precisely how it reads, then, and not how you're interpreting it for parody purposes.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(December 2, 2016 at 7:44 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: My apologies, then. Perhaps specify, next time, that you're not making an attempt at a serious argument at all, not even slightly. It you have, alternatively, my charge would still apply and so to the degree to which your seriousness was present itself.
(my bold)

It was extremely obvious.

Looks like at the beginning of every lighthearted post I make I have to have the following:

DISCLAIMER FOR A LITERAL MINDED PENGUIN: WARNING THIS POST IS A JOKE AND SPECIFICALLY NOT A SERIOUS ARGUMENT THAT I AM ATTEMPTING. NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY.
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