The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)

[Excited Penguin]

Are you referring to anyone in particular, EP?

I don't know. Am I?

[brewer]

Well, that's just fucking it!

This impacted ass kisser is staying! Where is the mag citrate?!?!?!?!?!

[Edwardo Piet]

Some asses are sexy enough to be worthy of being kissed.

Just sayin'

[Excited Penguin]

That's sexist and doesn't address my point, dimwit.

EDIT: OK, not sexist, just discriminatory in precisely the way I pointed out two posts prior. So you're still a dimwit.

Of course I agree about the ladies' asses, but that would be mine and yours preferences in particular, wouldn't it? Still doesn't work as well when you do it so visibly at the expense of others. Then it's just being a plain old asshole wearing the clothes of righteousness.

In conclusion, either learn some subtlety or be prepared to get roasted by yours truly.

[Edwardo Piet]

Having a sense of fun makes me such a dimwit.

[Iroscato]

In conclusion, either learn some subtlety or be prepared to get roasted by yours truly.

Oh noes. Plz. Anything but that.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Dear lord, a Penguin-roasting. What is more terrifying than that?

[Edwardo Piet]

Are you serious Thump?!?!

It's terrifying when EP gets mad. Seriously, look, last time he got mad I took this photo of him:



Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.

[Excited Penguin]

Having a sense of fun makes me such a dimwit.

My apologies, then. Perhaps specify, next time, that you're not making an attempt at a serious argument at all, not even slightly. It you have, alternatively, my charge would still apply and so to the degree to which your seriousness was present itself.

In conclusion, either learn some subtlety or be prepared to get roasted by yours truly.

Oh noes. Plz. Anything but that.

It wasn't meant as a threat, but a warning. Precisely how it reads, then, and not how you're interpreting it for parody purposes.

[Edwardo Piet]

My apologies, then. Perhaps specify, next time, that you're not making an attempt at a serious argument at all, not even slightly. It you have, alternatively, my charge would still apply and so to the degree to which your seriousness was present itself.

(my bold)

It was extremely obvious.

Looks like at the beginning of every lighthearted post I make I have to have the following:

DISCLAIMER FOR A LITERAL MINDED PENGUIN: WARNING THIS POST IS A JOKE AND SPECIFICALLY NOT A SERIOUS ARGUMENT THAT I AM ATTEMPTING. NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY.