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The most heart warming advertisement ever
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The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 9, 2017 at 1:27 am (This post was last modified: February 9, 2017 at 1:27 am by ErGingerbreadMandude.)




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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 9, 2017 at 1:35 am (This post was last modified: February 9, 2017 at 1:36 am by Faith No More.)
Not bad. I don't know about most heart-warming ever, but still, not bad.

As an American, though, the striking thing about that was the explicit canine dong. They only use females in commercials here, because god forbid we show a dog dick on TV.
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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 9, 2017 at 1:44 am
How long are the commercials in whatever country that's in? Jeebus.

This one gets me:


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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 9, 2017 at 1:52 am
I can't seem to find the newer one but  Sad



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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 9, 2017 at 1:59 am
Ooh I can't watch those. Angry Angry Angry Angry
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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 9, 2017 at 2:56 am
(February 9, 2017 at 1:44 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: How long are the commercials in whatever country that's in? Jeebus.

This one gets me:



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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 9, 2017 at 6:00 am (This post was last modified: February 9, 2017 at 6:06 am by Alex K.)
Man, that's some heavy stuff. Almost to overbearingly emotional to count as heart warming.
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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 9, 2017 at 6:24 am (This post was last modified: February 9, 2017 at 6:26 am by ignoramus.)
it's sad that a 3 minute add can tug on the heart strings more than Schwarzenegger's and Stalone's whole acting careers combined.



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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 9, 2017 at 6:33 am (This post was last modified: February 9, 2017 at 6:34 am by Alex K.)
(February 9, 2017 at 6:24 am)ignoramus Wrote: it's sad that a 3 minute add can tug on the heart strings more than Schwarzenegger's and Stalone's whole acting careers combined.

Come on, give the man some credit!





Well, at least it's warming something there...
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RE: The most heart warming advertisement ever
February 9, 2017 at 6:52 am (This post was last modified: February 9, 2017 at 6:54 am by chimp3.)
Sure, the doggie commercial pulls your heart strings. It just might entice you to hand your hard earned nest egg over to heartless, greedy, cold blooded fuckers to do with as they please.
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