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The Currently Present thread: announcements (present)
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RE: The Currently Present thread: announcements (present)
March 7, 2017 at 1:53 am
I'm here. Fruity/Ivy/jrsm isn't. That is all.
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RE: The Currently Present thread: announcements (present)
March 7, 2017 at 1:58 am
Fruity Ivy Jism??

Faint!

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RE: The Currently Present thread: announcements (present)
March 7, 2017 at 2:11 am
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: The Currently Present thread: announcements (present)
March 7, 2017 at 2:14 am
(March 7, 2017 at 1:53 am)Mamacita Wrote: I'm here. Fruity/Ivy/jrsm isn't. That is all.

If you see jrsm, tell her I said hi!
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RE: The Currently Present thread: announcements (present)
March 7, 2017 at 4:00 am
I'm here ... because I'm not all there.

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RE: The Currently Present thread: announcements (present)
March 7, 2017 at 4:54 am
Everyone has to be someplace. Here is as good an option as any, I suppose.

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RE: The Currently Present thread: announcements (present)
March 7, 2017 at 6:42 am
I am in my living room tapping on this pad thingy.
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RE: The Currently Present thread: announcements (present)
March 7, 2017 at 6:54 am
Reason j.1 Im a zombie headcrab goast.
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RE: The Currently Present thread: announcements (present)
March 7, 2017 at 12:35 pm
I can't personally deal with awareness. Please put me on ignore.
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RE: The Currently Present thread: announcements (present)
March 7, 2017 at 12:55 pm
(March 7, 2017 at 6:54 am)Tazzycorn Wrote: Reason j.1 Im a zombie headcrab goast.

Lol I misread that as crab toast.

Got crabs anyone?
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