You don't need love. You need a hobby.

PUT THAT GODDAMN THING AWAY! THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! JESUS CHRIST!

Nothing superhuman though.

The world record is 83 times in 24 hours . . .

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Quote:La Falda, Argentina — Residents of a small town in Argentina are celebrating today as one of their own citizens has become the new record holder in the field of masturbation. From 8pm Thursday evening until 8pm Friday night, 22-year-old Hugo Lopez from the city of La Falda masturbated a total of 83 times. This new feat breaks the previous record set by a Thailand man last year.

Lopez spoke to CNN about achieving the new record. “Growing up I practiced all the time and took it very seriously. I knew one day my hard work would pay off.”

“Growing up he would never leave his room,” Lopez’s mom Evita told reporters. “He would just stay in his room and masturbate. We knew one day all that practice would pay off for him. Hugo has made all his friends and family so proud.”

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CIJS -- I'm sorry I've hurt you. I really am.

... why wouldn't I be honest? You're a bunch of dicks to me, and you expect me to not complain? No wonder I moved out of your damn shithole of a community housing.

CIJS


High five, dude, well done for getting a medal

(March 24, 2017 at 5:58 pm)Jello Wrote: CIJS


High five, dude, well done for getting a medal

Doesn't everybody get a medal?

(March 24, 2017 at 6:37 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:

(March 24, 2017 at 5:58 pm)Jello Wrote: CIJS


High five, dude, well done for getting a medal

Doesn't everybody get a medal?

One of my non-AF american friends got a medal, mostly just for sitting around in korea

E-Sports?

(March 24, 2017 at 7:45 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: E-Sports?

Nah, he's a "fire direction specialist" in the artillery

That's awful