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Beaver herds cattle
#1
Beaver herds cattle
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/04/17/...62738.html

It's a story about a beaver herding cattle  what more do you want ? Undecided
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#2
RE: Beaver herds cattle
I saw the title and thought to myself "I'm going to be good this time....."


But fuck it.  I can't do it.


I was hoping for a story about a Beaver herding cattle.
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#3
RE: Beaver herds cattle
We call them Jillaroos here.
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#4
RE: Beaver herds cattle
As a U.S. citizen, what I wouldn't give for a slow news day dominated by a cattle-herding beaver!
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#5
RE: Beaver herds cattle
Looks more like the cattle are trying to scare the beaver off, for some reason. A border collie does not herd cattle by taking a stroll as the cows hover over it.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#6
RE: Beaver herds cattle
(April 21, 2017 at 10:06 am)Chad32 Wrote: Looks more like the cattle are trying to scare the beaver off, for some reason. A border collie does not herd cattle by taking a stroll as the cows hover over it.

A collie doesn't but maybe a beaver Tongue
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#7
RE: Beaver herds cattle
That's not herding, that's sent trailing.

You know exactly what I'm talking about. Castoreum. 

And you thought I'd make a fish joke. Newbs!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#8
RE: Beaver herds cattle
"Saskatchewan" is a funny word.
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#9
RE: Beaver herds cattle
It's unnatural, I tell you.


We should send in a Bible Truth Squad to restore the divine God ordained plan.

KILL the FALSE PROPHET BEAVER and the heretical cow followers !!!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#10
RE: Beaver herds cattle
In honor of earth day I urge you all to eat a beaver to save a tree!
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