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Beaver herds cattle
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 Beaver herds cattle
April 21, 2017 at 12:30 am
(This post was last modified: April 21, 2017 at 12:31 am by Amarok.)
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/04/17/...62738.html
It's a story about a beaver herding cattle what more do you want ? 
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
Inuit Proverb 
I saw the title and thought to myself "I'm going to be good this time....."
But fuck it. I can't do it. I was hoping for a story about a Beaver herding cattle. 
We call them Jillaroos here.
As a U.S. citizen, what I wouldn't give for a slow news day dominated by a cattle-herding beaver!
Looks more like the cattle are trying to scare the beaver off, for some reason. A border collie does not herd cattle by taking a stroll as the cows hover over it.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (April 21, 2017 at 10:06 am)Chad32 Wrote: Looks more like the cattle are trying to scare the beaver off, for some reason. A border collie does not herd cattle by taking a stroll as the cows hover over it. A collie doesn't but maybe a beaver 
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
Inuit Proverb 
That's not herding, that's sent trailing.
You know exactly what I'm talking about. Castoreum. And you thought I'd make a fish joke. Newbs!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
"Saskatchewan" is a funny word.
It's unnatural, I tell you.
We should send in a Bible Truth Squad to restore the divine God ordained plan. KILL the FALSE PROPHET BEAVER and the heretical cow followers !!!! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
In honor of earth day I urge you all to eat a beaver to save a tree!
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