Thena, if you lived in the same town as me, I wouldn't give her a second thought.
When are you coming over for a holiday? :-)

Avoidance: It's what's for dinner.

Quit runnin' from that very pretty, very attainable gal who's right in front of you man!

I know, I know.
I never used to be such a chicken shit. :-)

You're dead. But all of your shit is still lying around my house. And lord knows you're not coming back from beyond the grave to pick it up. I wouldn't let you within a transatlantic distance of my life. So I have to get all of this junk together and burn it.

And I'm really frustrated, because this shit can't catch on fire fast enough.

I really like Longhorn

(May 11, 2017 at 10:09 pm)J a c k Wrote: CIJS?
I'm soooo happy for you guys  

Well, you know...sometimes ya gotta slap 'em around a bit. That's to be expected when dealing with the menfolk, though. 
Amirite?

Still...he's a goddamned good catch; A keeper if there ever was one.

(May 12, 2017 at 9:50 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I really like Longhorn

Of course you do. Longhorn's the absolute shizz.

Such a good pirate you didn't even notice they've been here the whole time. xD

(May 10, 2017 at 11:26 pm)Fireball Wrote:

(May 10, 2017 at 11:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Seriously.  The order was, "Roast lamb and gravy.  No mint sauce".

You weren't particularly busy, and you specifically wrote that down.

But I got mint sauce anyway.

It's not brain surgery.

Yes, I know.  A small niggle, but it put a serious dampener on my lunch.

Did they put the mint sauce on the lamb?   Decent sheep meat does not need mint sauce. I used to frequent a Greek place in Cape Canaveral that served lamb shanks in a tomato sauce.   Lamb shank is good all on its own.

Meat* cooked proper needs no sauce. Period.

*For the proper culchie experience pronounce this word maate.

(May 12, 2017 at 5:57 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote: Meat* cooked proper needs no sauce. Period.

*For the proper culchie experience pronounce this word maate.

Besides, always adding dressings and sauces to foods only increases the calories one is consuming.

Food, from my experience, tastes just fine without any added crap.