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#11
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How can anyone with half a brain add religion into something as trivial as that? Seriously?!

Wow the floor creaked...maybe it was god telling me I was a dirty sinner and that I need to start going to church and pray both my mind and life away all because of something very natural and scientific that I miss took for a fucking divine intervention that can't be fucking verified in any meaningful way!
Lets all fall to our knees and just assume god did it!

So many silly reasons on why people abandon reason for pure superstition.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#12
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(July 19, 2011 at 12:02 pm)TheCarlisle Wrote: While in the back, she heard a loud bang which was followed by some laughter. She came to the front of the restaurant to see what was going on and saw the trash bin empty. Its contents were thrown throughout the lobby, literally from corner to corner...
I kid you not.

So, somebody played a prank on somebody you father worked with before, and that makes it very hard to believe there's no god? A bit touched I think, as we say in Ireland Tongue
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"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life.

- John Lennon
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#13
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Quote:Trash gets scattered, end of?

Goddidit.


He's such a joker!
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#14
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(July 19, 2011 at 12:02 pm)TheCarlisle Wrote: My father was never a really religious person. He went to church while little, but no longer. He still believes in God and prays every day, though. In the 80's he was a manager for one of Mother's Pizza in Hamilton, Ontario. The lobby his restaurant was about 50ft by 50ft. None of the employees showed any signs of wanting to leave at the time, and business went as usual.
One night, a female employee was doing the closing routine and that involved locking the doors while cleaning up. She left a big trash bin in the lobby while she went to the back of the restaurant to get some cleaning things. While in the back, she heard a loud bang which was followed by some laughter. She came to the front of the restaurant to see what was going on and saw the trash bin empty. Its contents were thrown throughout the lobby, literally from corner to corner. Frightened, she left the store and refused to enter that restaurant again. The next morning, the mess was still there and 2 other people quit when they saw the mess. I'm not too certain whether the police were there because they suspected foul play.

I kid you not.


Did I tell you one time I took a shit in the public toilet and forgot to flush, and when I came back the crap was all gone? The bowl was so clean it's like god wanted someone to drink holy water from it.

I kid you not.
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#15
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(July 19, 2011 at 12:02 pm)TheCarlisle Wrote: My father was never a really religious person. He went to church while little, but no longer. He still believes in God and prays every day, though. In the 80's he was a manager for one of Mother's Pizza in Hamilton, Ontario. The lobby his restaurant was about 50ft by 50ft. None of the employees showed any signs of wanting to leave at the time, and business went as usual.
One night, a female employee was doing the closing routine and that involved locking the doors while cleaning up. She left a big trash bin in the lobby while she went to the back of the restaurant to get some cleaning things. While in the back, she heard a loud bang which was followed by some laughter. She came to the front of the restaurant to see what was going on and saw the trash bin empty. Its contents were thrown throughout the lobby, literally from corner to corner. Frightened, she left the store and refused to enter that restaurant again. The next morning, the mess was still there and 2 other people quit when they saw the mess. I'm not too certain whether the police were there because they suspected foul play.

I kid you not.

Without jumping to conclusions I'm going to ask if this event makes you think that God exists. I find it hard to believe that this could be proof to anyone, and if this was all the proof you needed, you were going to see God somewhere or another. It sounds more as if you want to believe in God, and you will use any means necessary to convince yourself he exists.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#16
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(July 19, 2011 at 3:54 pm)Chuck Wrote: Did I tell you one time I took a shit in the public toilet and forgot to flush, and when I came back the crap was all gone? The bowl was so clean it's like god wanted someone to drink holy water from it.

I kid you not.



Praise jesus!!!
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#17
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(July 19, 2011 at 2:57 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: And?

Trash gets scattered, end of?

This may clear things up a bit:

There was only one person in that store, and that was the lady. All the doors were locked in the morning, except for the one she ran out of. This shows that no other person could have been in the restaurant, meaning that some supernatural thing did it. And if you think that she threw the trash everywhere, I have my doubts of that. She had no reason whatsoever to throw trash everywhere. She believed that it was a ghost or something that did it. And since they exist, it's a possible and probable scenario.
Later, the store owner found out that the restaurant was built partly on an old native cemetery. Since the natives of Canada don't believe in Jesus Christ, they would have certainly gone to hell.
That bluntly proves that there is such thing as the supernatural.
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#18
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(July 19, 2011 at 6:32 pm)TheCarlisle Wrote:
(July 19, 2011 at 2:57 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: And?

Trash gets scattered, end of?

This may clear things up a bit:

There was only one person in that store, and that was the lady. All the doors were locked in the morning, except for the one she ran out of. This shows that no other person could have been in the restaurant, meaning that some supernatural thing did it. And if you think that she threw the trash everywhere, I have my doubts of that. She had no reason whatsoever to throw trash everywhere. She believed that it was a ghost or something that did it. And since they exist, it's a possible and probable scenario.
Later, the store owner found out that the restaurant was built partly on an old native cemetery. Since the natives of Canada don't believe in Jesus Christ, they would have certainly gone to hell.
That bluntly proves that there is such thing as the supernatural.

You're joking, right? You have to be.
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#19
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No...I don't think so.
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#20
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(July 19, 2011 at 6:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: No...I don't think so.
You got that right.

It was impossible for someone else to enter the place, and it wasn't her. Prank, you say? The lady wasn't gone for 10 minutes and the contents of the garbage bin (which is as tall as your hips and thrice the width) were all over the place. Well, it could be a prank played by one of Devil's angels.
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