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#11
RE: I_Blaspheme
July 20, 2011 at 10:49 am
Welcome to the best atheist forum on the web!
Wink Looking forward to see you in hell.
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#12
RE: I_Blaspheme
July 20, 2011 at 11:17 am
Welcome.


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#13
RE: I_Blaspheme
July 20, 2011 at 12:03 pm
Welcome. I think you'll do well here.
"In life you can never be too kind or too fair; everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load. When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer, and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with."
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#14
RE: I_Blaspheme
July 20, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Welcome! And don't worry, given how God has joined you in the challenge, I'm sure you're safe. Smile

(July 20, 2011 at 2:29 am)I_Blaspheme Wrote: I've taken the "Blasphemy Challenge", voluntarily condemning myself to eternal suffering if it turns out I'm wrong. I think I'm safe. :-)



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RE: I_Blaspheme
July 20, 2011 at 2:46 pm
(July 20, 2011 at 7:41 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: You're doing it wrong! Marijuana and Ecstasy. Much more fun.

Yes, but this is hell so you should indulge yourself in all substances. It's not like you're going to o.d., you're dead. Speedballs and LSD for all the heathens!
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RE: I_Blaspheme
July 20, 2011 at 3:21 pm
Meh, think you have to leave anything fun in the amnesty box on the way in. God's as much a dick in hell as he is in heaven.
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#17
RE: I_Blaspheme
July 20, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Welcome along swears-for-a-bet Smile

I just swear coz I can't help it Big Grin

And congratulations on your quest to discover what it all means. May you escape ignorance quickly and painlessly Great
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RE: I_Blaspheme
July 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Welcome


...one of the most fun introductions I've read in awhile. Nice job.
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RE: I_Blaspheme
July 20, 2011 at 5:55 pm
(July 20, 2011 at 3:21 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Meh, think you have to leave anything fun in the amnesty box on the way in. God's as much a dick in hell as he is in heaven.

That may be true, but in hell the company will be better.

I can't imagine spending eternity with a bunch of religious douchebags. Talk about boring.

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RE: I_Blaspheme
July 20, 2011 at 7:57 pm (This post was last modified: July 20, 2011 at 7:57 pm by Violet.)
(July 20, 2011 at 2:46 pm)FaithNoMore Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 7:41 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: You're doing it wrong! Marijuana and Ecstasy. Much more fun.

Yes, but this is hell so you should indulge yourself in all substances. It's not like you're going to o.d., you're dead. Speedballs and LSD for all the heathens!

Holy shit... you're right! Shock

Wonder if diseases still exist in hell Thinking
(July 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Welcome


...one of the most fun introductions I've read in awhile. Nice job.

My gods, Cinjin... you're blue! Shock Like really blue 0.o
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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