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The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
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The 80's sitcon "My Two Dads" had 20 appearances of Dick Butkus.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Old time religion!

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God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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(June 16, 2017 at 7:59 pm)Fireball Wrote: [Image: UCXdkN5.jpg]

Lmao WHY YYYY ?! AGAIN??? This picture disturbs me. So. Much!

(June 18, 2017 at 7:42 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Old time religion!

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Make that your profile pic, and give ol Minimalist a run for his mummy!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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Recipe for Filipino Soup #5 ( Bull's Penis and Testes) :

https://recipenijuan.com/soup-number-5-recipe/


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God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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(June 16, 2017 at 1:49 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I have been told that mine is not scarely huge, but and I shall quote "sufficient".

I have also been told that in aroused it looks a little small but when aroused its "surprisingly large".
I'm unsure about how flattering that is.

When I'm tired I just put in random words don't I.
The strange thing is it genuinely feels like a masterclass in eloquence when I do it.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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More songs with phallic themes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgGcjnKPoyE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnWn6Wewuug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

Children's book about penises :

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God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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[Image: samurai.png?t=CFE792]
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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