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The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 7:36 am
And , on a whim I google "Penis shaped pasta" and voila!

https://www.amazon.com/Willy-Shaped-Past...B002PCOZ20
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 7:55 am (This post was last modified: July 8, 2017 at 4:11 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I fucking love my penis.

To quote Massive Attack's song Teardrop "Love, love, "love" is a verb. "Love" is a doing word."

And the love involving my penis very much does involve doing. Doing, doing, doing it: hard.

I'm just surprised I haven't got one giant bicep.

My penis is epic and feels great.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 7:58 am
(July 7, 2017 at 10:14 pm)Luckie Wrote: Hey! What the hell? This thing was meant to get really long!

Ah, the claim that more than often disappoints.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 8:01 am
Mine is 6.5 inches. Which is supposedly slightly above average length, yay.

I love thrusting its full hardness inside certain deliciously moist (and moistly delicious) areas.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 8:11 am (This post was last modified: July 8, 2017 at 8:11 am by Ben Davis.)
(July 8, 2017 at 7:29 am)Luckie Wrote: Ben why does your profile say tea boy but doesn't mention the biscuits? Thinking

Also, from the NSFW thread, you're definitely a man not a boy. Fix now...
Lol, flattery will get you everywhere. Fixed. Any other orders, mistress?

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 9:44 am
Penis with elephantiasis balls. 

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 10:17 am
K.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 12:42 pm
(July 8, 2017 at 8:01 am)Hammy Wrote: Mine is *redacted*. Which is *redacted*, yay.

I *redacted*.

Hammy, this is the SFW thread
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 2:24 pm (This post was last modified: July 8, 2017 at 2:25 pm by Mystical.)
(July 8, 2017 at 8:11 am)Ben Davis Wrote:
(July 8, 2017 at 7:29 am)Luckie Wrote: Ben why does your profile say tea boy but doesn't mention the biscuits? Thinking

Also, from the NSFW thread, you're definitely a man not a boy. Fix now...
Lol, flattery will get you everywhere. Fixed. Any other orders, mistress?

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Your will is my command. Do you require evidence? Angel

Whats fixed? 0.o

It still says teaboy and there's no biscuits!

WHERE'S THE BISCUITS, BEN??!!! 

:HEART: 

I just like giving you a hard time, don't mind me. Hehe

Sure send any evidence u want over to Esquilax inbox, I'm sure he might enjoy it. Wink You do seem his type, teaboy.. Anyways that's the rules, all evidencuary evidence must go through Esquilax. If u suddenly feel shy, don't be. He's bi.
(July 8, 2017 at 7:36 am)chimp3 Wrote: And , on a whim I google "Penis shaped pasta" and voila!

https://www.amazon.com/Willy-Shaped-Past...B002PCOZ20

I'd eat it.


(July 8, 2017 at 9:44 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Penis with elephantiasis balls. 

[Image: food-that-looks-like-penis-nVC.jpg]

I'd eat that too.
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July 8, 2017 at 2:29 pm
Yes, but would you wash it first?
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