And , on a whim I google "Penis shaped pasta" and voila!
https://www.amazon.com/Willy-Shaped-Past...B002PCOZ20
https://www.amazon.com/Willy-Shaped-Past...B002PCOZ20
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
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And , on a whim I google "Penis shaped pasta" and voila!
https://www.amazon.com/Willy-Shaped-Past...B002PCOZ20
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 7:55 am
(This post was last modified: July 8, 2017 at 4:11 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I fucking love my penis.
To quote Massive Attack's song Teardrop "Love, love, "love" is a verb. "Love" is a doing word." And the love involving my penis very much does involve doing. Doing, doing, doing it: hard. I'm just surprised I haven't got one giant bicep. My penis is epic and feels great. Are you expecting a punchline? There's no punchline. (July 7, 2017 at 10:14 pm)Luckie Wrote: Hey! What the hell? This thing was meant to get really long! Ah, the claim that more than often disappoints.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Mine is 6.5 inches. Which is supposedly slightly above average length, yay.
I love thrusting its full hardness inside certain deliciously moist (and moistly delicious) areas. RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 8:11 am
(This post was last modified: July 8, 2017 at 8:11 am by Ben Davis.)
(July 8, 2017 at 7:29 am)Luckie Wrote: Ben why does your profile say tea boy but doesn't mention the biscuits?Lol, flattery will get you everywhere. Fixed. Any other orders, mistress? Quote:or forever hold your piece!Your will is my command. Do you require evidence?
Sum ergo sum
Penis with elephantiasis balls.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
K.
(July 8, 2017 at 8:01 am)Hammy Wrote: Mine is *redacted*. Which is *redacted*, yay. Hammy, this is the SFW thread
Sum ergo sum
RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 2:24 pm
(This post was last modified: July 8, 2017 at 2:25 pm by Mystical.)
(July 8, 2017 at 8:11 am)Ben Davis Wrote:(July 8, 2017 at 7:29 am)Luckie Wrote: Ben why does your profile say tea boy but doesn't mention the biscuits?Lol, flattery will get you everywhere. Fixed. Any other orders, mistress? Whats fixed? 0.o It still says teaboy and there's no biscuits! WHERE'S THE BISCUITS, BEN??!!! :HEART: I just like giving you a hard time, don't mind me. Hehe Sure send any evidence u want over to Esquilax inbox, I'm sure he might enjoy it. You do seem his type, teaboy.. Anyways that's the rules, all evidencuary evidence must go through Esquilax. If u suddenly feel shy, don't be. He's bi. (July 8, 2017 at 7:36 am)chimp3 Wrote: And , on a whim I google "Penis shaped pasta" and voila! I'd eat it. (July 8, 2017 at 9:44 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Penis with elephantiasis balls. I'd eat that too.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
Yes, but would you wash it first?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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