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Don't you just love the hypocrisy of religion.
#11
RE: Don't you just love the hypocrisy of religion.
(July 6, 2017 at 9:21 am)Lutrinae Wrote: Not everything in the bible is to be taken literally.
We follow Jesus' teachings, not that of the OT.


Good work, apologists.

Stevie, is that you in disguise? You know that hacking an account is wrong.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#12
RE: Don't you just love the hypocrisy of religion.
god punishes children for the actions of their parents (hypocrisy 1) yet he's supposed to be a god of justice. Therefore the Christian god doesn't exist.

It's hard enough being a bastard.

Wait...if Churches had turned me away I wouldn't have wasted much of my time and guilt for so many years..

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#13
RE: Don't you just love the hypocrisy of religion.
Well, from time to time, it is just absolutely necessary to throw Jesus and his archaic take on things under the bus.

How can 'Christians' support a thrice married and twice divorced poon hound for president?? How will they explain it to "The Children" ??

Poor old Jesus, titular figure head, just so long as He knows His place at the end of the line behind all His followers.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#14
RE: Don't you just love the hypocrisy of religion.
(July 6, 2017 at 4:28 am)ignoramus Wrote: Don't like this theists? Don't panic, we're on your side. Just stop lying to yourselves that you're going to heaven!
Dunno  It's your silly book, not mine... Dunno

Hypocrisy #1
"A bitched shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord." (Deuteronomy 23:2)
A bitched is someone who was born outside of wedlock, which means you were born before your parents were married. Being born out of wedlock makes you filthy, apparently; so filthy in fact that it takes ten genetic steps down the line to wash how filthy it makes you.
So your family's 100% awesome to come to church in like a century or two if you're a bitched, which I guess is fair.
Wait, but what if your dad abandoned you and your mom after she had given birth to you... that means you're going to be held responsible and deprived of God's love... which... Wow, this means that Christian orphanages are hypocritical institutions if they're taking these kids to church. Brutal.


The thing I find amusing about this verse is, if you think about it for a second, Jesus of Nazareth was (supposedly) not Joseph's son. And you can be absolutely sure that Yahweh didn't show up at his bris to claim him.  So Jesus of Nazareth was a bastard.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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RE: Don't you just love the hypocrisy of religion.
we don't know much about God's parents either . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#16
RE: Don't you just love the hypocrisy of religion.
We know enough.

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#17
RE: Don't you just love the hypocrisy of religion.
So, what was the nature of Mary's orgasm ??

Continuous?

Peak and valley(s) ?

One biggee ??

Or the delayed one as she lit the cigarette after God had left ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#18
RE: Don't you just love the hypocrisy of religion.
I'd say she had quite a cigar!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#19
RE: Don't you just love the hypocrisy of religion.
The infanticide thing is more descriptive than prescriptive. It's not a recommendation.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#20
RE: Don't you just love the hypocrisy of religion.
It would be easier to acknowledge this hypocrisy if it wasn't so easy to point out actual inconsistencies and contradictions WITHIN the damn bible. The document itself can't make up its own fucking mind about practically anything so using any of it as a guide to anything is all the indication a person would need to determine that those who claim to follow it are certifiably nuts.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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