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How often do you fart?
July 27, 2011 at 11:19 pm
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Serious question,and I'm curious.
I read somewhere that the average human commits flatulence about 15 times day. (I presume that means 24 hours)
I keep meaning to count,but it seems to just slip my mind. What about the sleeping fart?Or indeed the deliberate fart,just because you can,in say a lift (elevator) or church,loudly during the sermon. OR the involuntary fart,from which I suffer; I also fart whenever I sneeze,but mercifully no longer have the trifecta, also passing water.
So,it seems to me it all adds up,15 times in 24 hours hardly seems enough. If true, this is great news.It will help in my quest for another renewable energy source.Perhaps not domestically,but certainly for all kinds of public venues. Seats could be equipped with suctioning, piped fart catchers. The energy could be used for say stadium lights or cooking hotdogs.
I'd be most interested in hearing of anyone's independent research 
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 27, 2011 at 11:28 pm
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Every time I see a republican on tv.
Michelle Bachmann damn near makes me shit bricks.
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 12:22 am
(July 27, 2011 at 11:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Every time I see a republican on tv.
Michelle Bachmann damn near makes me shit bricks.
What sterling control. I have the same reaction to almost ANY politician. The last time I actually vomited was when one actually TOUCHED me! Eewwwww! 
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 12:45 am
For me ... once a day. At 3:51pm.
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July 28, 2011 at 4:43 am
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 7:20 am
(July 27, 2011 at 11:19 pm)padraic Wrote: Serious question,and I'm curious.
Haha, serious. Right. 
I don't tend to count but I would say 15 sounds about right. But it really all depends on how much fibre I've had. And if I've had a curry the day before then I would honestly say we are looking at not just a reliable source of renewable energy, but a genuine possibility in regards to chemical warfare.
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 7:31 am
All day long, every day, in full public view and experience. If twenty minutes goes by without me farting, I'm probably getting a little uncomfortable.
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 8:06 am
Never, I burp twice as much to make up for it though
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 2:15 pm
Normal: every other day or so.
On 2C-I: Every five fucking minutes... Enormous, voluminous farts that feel great.
On weed: I can't remember...
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RE: How often do you fart?
July 28, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Hell if I know, but it certainly depends on what I ate before and how long I've been holding shit in for.
Dairies are dreadful for it, but that's due to intolerance I think. Obviously beans as well.
Some days go by without a single fart. Others I am gaseous all day.
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