(September 13, 2017 at 1:09 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Executive Decision - Steven Seagall dies in the first five minutes.

This also applies to any movies in which Steven Seagull dies or doesn't appear at all.

Any Steven Seagall movie is objectively inferior to any movie in which he does not appear? yeah I can agree with that.

Wait, I think a reasonable argument could be made that concept applies to Tom Cruise as well.

Blazing Saddles.
Criteria - best farting scene.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
Criteria - best spaghetti western music score.
Runner-up - tie between every other spaghetti western directed by Sergio Leone.

Kung Fu Hustle
Criteria - best ice cream thieves and handle throwers.

(September 13, 2017 at 1:09 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Executive Decision - Steven Seagall dies in the first five minutes.

Four minutes, fifty-nine seconds too much Segall.

Best existentialism based action movie:

Runaway Train (1985)

(September 13, 2017 at 1:22 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: ...I will nominate Godfather 2 as best film featuring a senator being set up and compromised with a murdered hooker: "All that remains is our friendship."

I'll see that and raise you best movie where the impetus for the plot stems from a moral-majority republican senator dying while banging an under aged black hooker:

The Birdcage

Any Batman movie
Criteria: contains Batman

(September 13, 2017 at 10:14 am)TheBeardedDude Wrote: Any Batman movie
Criteria: contains Batman

Counterpoint:

Best movie for improving the image of NYC cabbies: Taxi Driver.

Best movie for improving the image of NYC pimp: Midnight Cowboy.