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Greatest movie ever made, based on only ONE criteria.
#71
RE: Greatest movie ever made, based on only ONE criteria.
(September 13, 2017 at 10:23 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(September 13, 2017 at 10:14 am)TheBeardedDude Wrote: Any Batman movie
Criteria: contains Batman

Counterpoint:

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Counter-counterpoint: Ben Affleck's Batman was the best (well, second best to Wonder Woman) thing about that movie.
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#72
RE: Greatest movie ever made, based on only ONE criteria.
Jesus Camp: Best film depicting pure fucking evil in Devils Lake (oh, the irony!), North Dakota.

The War of the Roses: Best film to watch after an especially difficult marriage counseling session. Runner up: Strangers on a Train.

Nicholas Cage in City of Angels and The Wicker Man: Best reminders that the foreign original is almost always better than the American remake.
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#73
RE: Greatest movie ever made, based on only ONE criteria.
(September 13, 2017 at 10:44 am)TheBeardedDude Wrote: Counter-counterpoint: Ben Affleck's Batman was the best (well, second best to Wonder Woman) thing about that movie.

Counter-counter-counterpoint:

This is not a chin worthy of Batman.

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This is a pansy-ass, mouth-breather chin.  This is a chin that begs to be punched.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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#74
RE: Greatest movie ever made, based on only ONE criteria.
Batfleck can boff your vor whenever he wants.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#75
RE: Greatest movie ever made, based on only ONE criteria.
[criteria: Best foreign language film]

Crocodile Dundee (spoken in a southern speciated version of English - now considered the purest form! Everyone else speaks English as a second language!) Big Grin
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#76
RE: Greatest movie ever made, based on only ONE criteria.
Best coffee promotion movie ever: Nightmare on Elm St.
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#77
RE: Greatest movie ever made, based on only ONE criteria.
Schindler's List:

Best use of color.
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#78
RE: Greatest movie ever made, based on only ONE criteria.
(September 14, 2017 at 7:46 am)bennyboy Wrote: Schindler's List:

Best use of color.

And best inspiration for a singer.
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#79
RE: Greatest movie ever made, based on only ONE criteria.
Most disturbing recollection of a rape:

Your Friends and Neighbors


. . .  But... OK. Fine. You wanna hear it? Huh? Senior year, gym class. You guys have a co-ed gym? No. His name was Timmy Carter. - Timmy? - Isn't that a boy's name? It was a guy from my high school PE class. My best fuck. - What? - It's the truth. It was almost spring vacation... late March. We'd had about all the shit we could take from little Timmy. He turned four of us in during English exam earlier in the week. So... when the coach is in the lounge for a smoke, we grab his ass, drag him into the showers... held him down, tore off his clothes... and we each took a turn. I mean, we actually did this guy up the butt. I mean, we were some crazy fuckers at that age. I was the last one. So, I don't know if he'd given over by this time or what, but... Goddamn, it was... nice. How can I explain this? It's... never been like that with a woman. As many as I've fucked, never. Not even close. He's face down. And my friends are holding him spread out. Timmy and I are making love like we're on some beach in the Mediterranean. I kid you not. Fuck. It was amazing. I feel him taking my rhythm, clenching me off when I get too deep. Shit, he did everything right. And I know he came when I did. I mean, I didn't check or anything but I could tell. I shouldn't even be telling you guys, but... Fuck, I've never known anything like it. Ever. Like I said, there wasn't too much of the school year left. Timmy dropped out. I guess. I mean, he finished from home. But goddamn him, he never turned us in. He never said a word about it to anyone. I admired him for that. But I think the reason he kept silent, and I feel I'm right about this... is that he felt something special had happened as well. Him and me. Those other guys fucked him to teach him a lesson. But we... I know something special happened. Jesus. Are you making this up? Fuck, no. This happened. I told you before, this is my life. Yeah, but... - Has he told you this story? - No, it's great though, isn't it? It's incredible. You'd have taken the same steps. Common decency dictated the whole thing. I just didn't expect to find somebody who, you know... understood me, is all.



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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#80
RE: Greatest movie ever made, based on only ONE criteria.
Best strawberry promotional movie: The Caine Mutiny.
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